User since: 09/08/2009 22:16
Number of posts: 193
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
05/02/2013 21:24 Kelly Osbourne Helps Relaunch a Magazine
Nobody wants to say anything and bring down the wrath of her mom upon themselves.
05/02/2013 21:23 Chris Kelly Of Kris Kross Dead At 34
I bet Michael Jackson is introducing himself right about now...
04/25/2013 20:10 Why Do They Always Boo the First Pick in the NFL Draft? (VIDEO)
People should still be booing Jamarcus Russell at whatever gas station he works at.
04/05/2013 13:58 You Can Buy Michael Jackson's Medical Records Now
Propofol finished the work started by fire?
03/15/2013 15:49 'Fossilman' Hired a Chick Hooker, Not a Dude
I'm surprised it was a woman. Because poker is so gay.
03/14/2013 20:11 This Is What North Korea Thinks America Is Like
Damn. I was looking forward to the tree-birds on Tuesday.
03/08/2013 19:57 Why Do Celebrity Dudes Get Married?
I like George Clooney's method. That man is a genius.
03/08/2013 13:38 Emma Watson Is A Grown Up Hottie In "The Bling Ring"
She's quite pleasing to my eye.
But this 'Based on a true story...' bullshit. It is no guarantee of accuracy. What it could say is that "Once there were some people."
Oh yeah, I almost forgot:
01/28/2013 19:13 Chris Brown investigated for assault again
I believe I've gone on the record as saying "Fuck Chris Brown" quite some time ago. Bold stance, I admit.
01/17/2013 00:22 Lindsay is still a professional escort
Not even with somebody else's dick...
01/15/2013 00:06 Lindsay fired her attorney
I'm not sure stupid counts as insane. But it's worth a shot in California.
12/20/2012 21:23 the baby stealing eagle video is fake
That would have been the best catch for the Eagles this season.
12/11/2012 15:02 Ashton Kutcher checks Mila Kunis's phone
That's the guy that we all know and love.
11/28/2012 11:40 Anne Vyalitsyna is photogenic
It looks like she hasn't filled out all the required paperwork for tits.
11/27/2012 02:13 Alice Eve won the bikini contest, part 2
it's nice to see this site go back to its origins: chicks in bikinis.
10/24/2012 19:08 punching girls is a good workout
Fuck Chris Brown. Woman-punching piece of shit.
10/05/2012 16:16 hooray for eating disorders!
Gee, who'd have thought that someone who dresses up in fucked-up costumes would also suffer from an eating disorder?
It's like what if Lee Harvey Oswald had been blind? He might have missed Kenned
10/05/2012 16:09 Stacy Keibler can't take a hint
What, is Clooney 5 foot-nothing?
10/03/2012 18:32 Nicki Minaj is already cursing out Mariah Carey
Somebody could have been confessing to killing JFK, for all I understood.
10/03/2012 18:30 its the 'Movie 43' red band trailer
It'll be worth downloading.








