Squabbler
User since: 01/05/2008 08:35
Number of posts: 190




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

04/17/2013 08:33 Allison Brie Sneaks Up on You
I'm going to be "that guy." Alison Brie is not "incredibly gorgeous." Yes, she seems really cool. Yes, she films herself smoking weed. Yes, she'd probably be fun to hang out with. But give her A siz

04/17/2013 08:29 Amanda Bynes Now Documenting Her Crazy (VIDEO)
OK...how is she not being ridiculed for dressing in black face now? She looks like fukking Al Jolson.

03/26/2013 14:31 Micaela Schaefer Paints Her Eggs for Easter
When a hot girl we likes pulls much of the same shit... I'm sorry. I don't speak ebonics.

03/26/2013 14:29 British Girl Gets New DD's from British Government (VIDEO)
Lack of weed depresses me, which is how I got my medical marijuana card.

03/26/2013 14:27 Jay-Z Orders Up a Private Boys Club with Just Justin
This article epitomizes why there are "no women allowed" clubs.

03/05/2013 18:44 Courtney Stodden Wears a Hat to Hide the Jizz Around Her Eyes
From the neck down, I think she's pretty damn hot. So I guess the solution is to chop her head off, hypothetically speaking.

03/05/2013 18:41 Justin Bieber Booed When He Should Be Bricked
This is actually the first entry I've enjoyed. Kudos.

03/05/2013 18:40 Lara Alvarez Should Be More Famous
While I'm in no way opposed to looking at scantily clad hot chicks that I've never heard of, I'm thoroughly convinced some modeling agency is paying to have these women featured here.

03/05/2013 13:47 Claudia Romani Sits Like a Lady
Semaphoring? Really? Yes, it's a word. No, you shouldn't have used it in the punchline of a "joke" when "signalling" or "flagging" or "waving" would have worked better. It's hard to laugh when I'm

03/04/2013 18:12 Britney Spears' Ass Is Not As Exciting As It Used to Be
Jorts. This site has been reduced to posting MILFs in jorts. Your Florida site clicks are going to fucking skyrocket.

03/04/2013 13:57 Kate Upton Has A Doppelganger
Thank you for posting a link to a protected twitter account.

03/04/2013 12:00 Adele Is Doing The Theme Song For The New James Bond
I think Adele is the perfect choice to do the theme song for a movie called "Mooraker." /Edit, much?

02/28/2013 17:49 Erin Heatherton Doesn't Belong In Mexico City
So your cover photo shows her in a bikini, and you mention her perky tits in your post, but then you post nothing but shots of her wearing a couple of dresses she could wear to church?

02/28/2013 16:22 Kelly Brook Wears a Short Dress So You Can See Her Crotch
Good to know even the hot chicks wear spanxx.

02/28/2013 16:21 Kelly Brook Wears a Short Dress So You Can See Her Crotch
That first line reads like a bad Nigerian viagra spam email.

02/25/2013 17:42 J-Woww Gets $10K a Head to Herd Her Cattle to Vegas
Periods, motherfucker! Do you know how to use them???

02/25/2013 15:16 This Is Not a Picture of Vanessa Hudgens Snorting Coke Off of A Topless Selena Gomez
You are correct. That is not a pic of Vanessa Hudgens snorting coke off of a topless Selena Gomez. But it damn well could be a pic of Ashley Benson snorting coke off of a topless Selena Gomez. Br

02/06/2013 13:59 Why Didn't This Work For Jessica Simpson?
She has to be wearing some kind of pussy pastie to keep from showing her cameltoe in those spread legged pics. There's no way you could pull a wet bikini that tight and not at least some crease.

12/28/2012 13:56 the UK has a peition to make us keep Piers Morgan
Piers, I mean underball, just registered today, fortuitously, perhaps, but regardless... Since we're all constitutional scholars here, let me chime in with the what the freedom of speech aspect of

12/15/2012 00:21 Kristen Stewart still acting like a weirdo
She's just one boob job away from me actually giving a fuck.