AlexjanesUser since: 09/30/2009 20:45
Number of posts: 6
Last 6 pearl of wisdom:
03/12/2013 14:56 How To Pick The Next Pope
OK I think I have this figured out.
Breathalyzer tests. you recalibrate a breathalyzer to detect penis. any priest who blows under a .08 is out
and the last 3 priests remaining will be entered
03/12/2013 14:41 How To Pick The Next Pope
easiest test would be to send in a young boy to the Sistine chapel. When all the priests come out whoever is not smelling his fingers will be declared the newest pope...unless he's smelling someone el
03/08/2013 19:50 Why Do Celebrity Dudes Get Married?
Because from the day we're born we start getting it drilled into our heads (not our butts, that doesn't come until you sign-up to be an altar boy) that every time you stick your smelly dong into a lad
07/11/2012 15:15 Daniel Tosh apologized for a rape joke
what a seaward
a comedian tells a joke she didn't like so she took it upon herself to interrupt his show that everyone else has paid good money to see. Then she was surprised that he doesn't take t
12/15/2009 19:23 for tiger, family comes first
A multimillionaire stuck his filthy cock into several sluts. Big whoop, who gives a shit. now this poop business is something I can get in on. Anyone else ever drop a stinker so bad that it burns your
09/30/2009 16:53 whoopi: "it wasnt rape-rape"
This is completely unfair. C'mon Whoopie I drugged and Anally penetrated a 13 year old girl why aren't you going to say your cool with it on national television when I do it.
