Beppo
User since: 10/22/2009 13:40
Number of posts: 452




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

05/15/2013 12:39 Melissa Joan Hart Gets Ass Kicking On Kickstarter
I wonder what her clam smells like.

05/15/2013 12:11 Kylie Bisutti Is Still Yapping About Victoria's Secret
Shortshanks Can you come over after work and help me straighten out my garden hose?

05/14/2013 21:59 Zoe Saldana Isn't Nude
I'm still flaccid.

04/23/2013 09:47 You Go, Boy
I wonder what his clam smells like

04/23/2013 09:13 Kate Upton Will Try Acting Again
Will we get to see her gash?

04/22/2013 17:59 Amanda Bynes Hides in Plain Sight
poop

04/22/2013 17:52 Auntie Maret Isn't Happy
On another note, I found this post to cause me to chuckle a number of times. Neil Diamond indeed!

04/22/2013 17:14 Auntie Maret Isn't Happy
This post failed to make me half-erect.

04/22/2013 16:58 Auntie Maret Isn't Happy
meh

04/22/2013 11:45 Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini
I'd like to wipe her shitter with a sheaf of lamb's wool, then eat a warm beignet out of her asshole. The combined smell of the two would keep my mustache fragrant all day.

04/09/2013 16:21 Mischa Barton Is Gustproof
I'd like to buy her a nice seafood dinner and never call her again

04/09/2013 14:58 Mischa Barton Is Gustproof
is count poopoo here? I refuse to post unless he lets me know if my comments cause his member to stiffen with delight.

04/09/2013 14:57 Amanda Bynes Wants To Sue Everyone
I once knew a countpoopoo, His underbite left interesting scratches on my scrotum.

04/09/2013 12:45 Amanda Bynes Wants To Sue Everyone
Dear Observer, The Steppe is not a place for private relations, however, a gentleman knows that discretion amongst one's brethren can lead to sensual delights. Many are the memories of the gentl

04/09/2013 12:44 Florida Might Make Revenge Porn A Felony
The Steppe is not a place for private relations, however, a gentleman knows that discretion amongst one's brethren can lead to sensual delights. Many are the memories of the gentle breeze wafting a

04/09/2013 10:30 Florida Might Make Revenge Porn A Felony
Best to keep one's coital affairs to the backrooms and alleyways

03/20/2013 18:19 Jessica Sutta Shows Off Her Bikini Body on Miami Beach
She is too average to arouse my penis from its slumber

03/20/2013 16:12 So Splash Was On Last Night
My money is on the negro.

03/19/2013 17:49 Kim Cloutier Is Canadian, But Still Really Good Looking
Ranger, E-mail the lad and see where it leads you. Perhaps randy fun and gay comradeship are just around the corner. On another note, Canadians are not nearly as human as their literature would

03/14/2013 13:55 Nicki Minaj Blowing Up
We had a plan to deal with this back in '38