Penny_dreadful
User since: 02/08/2008 15:47
Number of posts: 218




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

05/14/2009 06:55 2max2
melst a unicorn's horn? These guys had more lisa frank stickers than i did in junior high.

05/13/2009 06:27 SPL100260_022
hey! I work hard & live a clean, somewhat sober life, am productive in society (or at least not a menace), and don't have a rap sheet! I want to be in Paris waking up at 4 in the afternoon! HOW is

05/12/2009 06:41 30782PCN_Jessica
all right. fine. so her legs look pretty good, but she's balancing 200 lbs. of jiggly belly on what equates to horse hooves, so every muscle is working against her toppling like a mighty redwood. she

05/08/2009 06:14 london book signings are way better
you drive a Mac truck thru those things. I'm she has no feeling in them so of course she had NO idea she was lettin' it all hang out. Her FRIEND however, woah. Now THOSE are boobies!!!

05/06/2009 08:43 What could go wrong?
ugh, tell that fat tub of ham she forgot her pants

05/04/2009 12:03 Kelly Ripa is a hot bitch
did those kids know they were going swimming? why are they dressed for an arctic expedition?

04/28/2009 08:12 is that gollum
ugh, i just looked at more of the pictures and her "sexy" poses. Ugh, go hock that porn car and buy an ass already.

04/28/2009 08:10 is that gollum
those feet are out of control. Big feet on a skinny girl? It looks like she should be hanging off of rocks. oh...

04/22/2009 09:55 wow beyonce really sucks
that sound tech is my new hero today. good for him for stealing the board feed tapes, or dats or whatever it is they use, and exposing this farce.

03/30/2009 07:52 saturday headlines
you neglected to mention the CORONITA. i've had Lisa Frank binders less gay than this.

02/17/2009 10:46 lindsay is doing great, part 2
i'm on the job. it'll be my #1 topic of discussion in Chicago. i got the midwest tied down

02/16/2009 14:48 lindsay lohan is doing great
stfu. that's TOTALLY a security tag on her dress. nice.

02/16/2009 14:47 lindsay lohan is doing great
this joke was probably already made, but i got a job so i can't sit here all day wasting valuable blog surfing time, so here goes: Did Samantha Ronson forget her waxing appointment?

02/13/2009 13:00 the choice seems clear
that is the most potent crotch adjustment i've ever seen. i can almost see if he's circumcised.

02/12/2009 09:34 terrence howard defends chris brown
oh, this is such a surprise, considering how much Terrence Howard like women. as long as they look like him and clean their dorty hoohahs with baby wipes. dirty pillows! dirrrrrtyyyyy pillllooooows! h

02/11/2009 14:03 everything is really great
are these old pictures. b/c she appears to have lost a chin since the last round of photos. i'm sure God is really flattered she's thanking him for her recent fatassness. out loud and all.

02/09/2009 07:16 what in the hell
kabbalah? really? scientology wouldn't take her?

02/05/2009 14:42 salma hayek is just givin it out
This bitch is awesome. awesome. she's so hot, she cold light half the bitches in hollywood on fire.

02/02/2009 13:47 the island of misfit whores
these girls look like when you see cartoon ugly girls and they're all crossed-eyed with big buckteeth (they're usually fat too, but the advantage to being a Playboy whore is you have hours to spend in

02/02/2009 09:01 somethin for tha ladies...
i'm sure all 3 pages of comments say this, but: motherfucking meow. puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr.