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User since: 10/03/2006 10:23
Number of posts: 49




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

10/15/2009 11:38 when did this happen?
I always thought she was a class A hottie, she just never gets any press because she's even less irrelevant that her father is.

09/14/2009 08:46 why did kanye do it?
I'd rather just punch him in his trachea. I'm sure it would be worth the lawsuit/jail time.

09/14/2009 08:03 why did kanye do it?
Are you sure he's not getting ready for the Def Comedy Jam instead?

09/14/2009 08:02 Kanye really is a dick
I can't bear to watch the video, because I know it will break my heart. I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift's music, but she looks like an angel that just saw a very happy bunny. Also, I'm pretty sure sh

09/04/2007 15:54 MAGGIE GYLLENHALL IS DISGUSTING
I could do without the second pic, as without her hair flowing down it looks like Jake got a boob job, but the rest aren't that bad.

08/07/2007 10:51 PARIS HILTON IS A GOOD DRESSER
I don't even want to know what's going on with her whooha in that second pic.

08/06/2007 19:48 PARIS HILTON IS TOUGH
Is it me, or is her eyes closed in that pic? That certainly would explain alot if she walked around like that.

07/24/2007 15:46 LINDSAY COULD GET SIX YEARS
Anne Hathaway got me into 14 year old girl movies, live action fairy tales, and gay dudes.

07/24/2007 15:24 LINDSAY COULD GET SIX YEARS
I hope she doesn't go to jail, I couldn't stand to come to this site only to see updates about how fat Kelly Clarkson is getting.

07/24/2007 15:21 THE MUGSHOT
Looks like the herpes spread to her face.

06/15/2007 13:27 PARIS WAS MISSED
I'm sure the gangbang is already planned.

06/15/2007 13:26 NICOLE RICHIE IS PROBABLY PREGNANT
Her legs are going to snap like toothpicks 4 months in.

06/15/2007 10:29 JESSICA ALBA GOT PARIS HILTON FIRED
The only thing Paris is going to be "blackballing" is the next African American dude she picks up at one of her skanky ass clubs.

06/12/2007 17:42 MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG CAN DO THIS
I bet Scotty didn't know she had breasts like that.

06/12/2007 17:40 JOHN TRAVOLTA IS OFFENSIVE
You're all mistaken. That's actually Travolta's gay, fat, and ugly stunt double.

06/12/2007 17:36 BRITNEY IS SEXY

Errr, I mean the person who is not the chick in the black who his holding the video camera. 


06/12/2007 17:33 BRITNEY IS SEXY
The chick with the video camera really shouldn't be that happy about her accomplishment.

03/31/2007 10:14 ISLA FISHER HAD UNPROTECTED SEX
I predict a Drew Barrymore/Tom Green type marriage. Have no fear, she'll be back on the market in a year!

02/06/2007 14:01 GREATEST SINGER EVER?
I don't know, I don't think anyone could bump Denny Blaze from my top spot.

02/06/2007 13:50 GREATEST SINGER EVER?
All aboard the sarcasm train! Choo choo!