User since: 11/11/2009 22:14
Number of posts: 34

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

02/23/2013 01:43 is Scarlett Johansson engaged?
I bet BrEnDoN doesn't even lift

02/06/2013 14:30 And here we are...
Yeah, you invented blogging.

04/10/2012 19:59 George Clooney is raising $6,000,000 for Obama
Blaming Bush is smarter than being a Bush apologist, which you are if you don't blame him for anything.

02/23/2012 20:57 Sacha Baron Cohen is or is not banned from the Oscars
It would be a travesty if the Academy Awards were used as a platform to promote movies.

02/23/2012 17:37 take notes Chris Brown
who the fuck is miranda lambert?

02/22/2012 16:26 Jessica Simpson is having a girl. Probably.
I see they are already starting it on the typical American diet of sugar water and snacks.

02/21/2012 14:17 Arianny Celeste is photogenic
She seems like she used to be fat.

01/25/2012 15:02 Vienna Girardi is in a bikini
Drinking bud light through a straw on the shittiest boat possible. Classy!

01/25/2012 15:00 Gerard Butler nailed Brandi Glanville. Well.
She's bony and that ass is deflated.

01/24/2012 17:10 Angelina Jolie hates Stacy Keibler. Or doesn't.
Keibler is looking a little light up top

01/24/2012 15:00 Jennifer Garner stands up to PETA
Stop having fucking kids already.

01/23/2012 23:35 Britney is getting her own money as a wedding gift
She is looking haggard as fuck but for a slice of $200m, yes I would.

01/20/2012 16:06 Sammi Sweetheart might pose for Playboy
Face for radio.

01/19/2012 17:45 Miley spent $50,000 to look like this
$50k to starve herself, smart.

01/18/2012 19:43 Diddy yells at Cameron Diaz, and she likes it
Maybe he has a really tiny penis?

01/18/2012 17:28 Dakota Fanning looks different
Poor man's Drew Barrymore, which doesn't bode well for either of them.

01/18/2012 17:27 Diddy yells at Cameron Diaz, and she likes it
Dude is richer than anybody he could ever meet and settles for her? Money can't buy taste.

01/17/2012 19:49 Katy Perry is a Sims character now
Imagine this website without the titties it used to post all the time. It would be just like playing the Sims!

01/13/2012 14:58 Jamie Chung is adorable
Terrible glasses. She doesn't need to try so hard.

01/12/2012 19:24 this would be a good ad for McDonalds