Szader
User since: 12/26/2009 13:38
Number of posts: 32




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

02/20/2013 14:07 this is the nicest possible Cameron Diaz headline
I watched Vanilla Sky a few nights ago, and she was alright looking in that movie. Not amazing, but much better than she does today, some 12 years in the future.

02/20/2013 12:53 Jessica Simpson is naming her kid...
What if his name was actually "Ace!" with the exclamation point for authority? Ace! Johnson His teacher would have to shout his name or else maybe he wouldn't respond. I'm not ace, I'm Ace!.

02/18/2013 11:05 Mindy McCready killed her dog then committed suicide
The fact that she killed her dog makes her extremely evil. It's not the dogs fault that you're a fucking psycho that can't cope with the world. Let it outside to fend for itself, you selfish bitch.

12/30/2012 13:40 Nick Stahl was masturbating in a porn store
Thankfully courageous LA Police Officers such as this one are here to save the rest of us from creepy porn booth masturbaters. Without them, where would our society be? I ask you that! We owe our l

10/12/2012 21:58 Justin Biebers stolen laptop was just a prank
Home run, Bieber! Double Guns! You crack me up, you crazy kid.

10/12/2012 13:44 Lindsay Lohan has endorsed Mitt Romney
Know what would be awesome? If this stayed up as the top post all weekend. So let's hope there's no other news, so any time I'm scrolling through my links and I come across WWTDD, I'll have Lohan's

09/18/2012 19:46 'Revolution' got decent ratings
Ok, arrows aside, here's what I didn't like. Electricity is magically gone. Cars and Batteries fit into this mold also (which doesn't make sense. Even EMP's don't affect objects that aren't turne

08/28/2012 19:38 Rosie O'Donnell got married
She looks like an ugly amalgamation of Sarah Jessica Parker & Madonna. Yuck.

07/23/2012 20:33 Lindsay is still a delusional drunk
‘Gremlins’ ala ‘Days of Thunder'. I'll admit it, I laughed. Good job, sir.

06/26/2012 19:23 Jessica Simpsons kid is really ugly
What an ugly fucking kid. PS - you're quick, Nutt.

06/15/2012 17:12 Lindsay found unconscious in her hotel room
Sounds like a huge coincidence to me. Hey guys, let's all stop picking on Lindsay. This Angel doesn't deserve our harsh words and phony ridicule!

06/11/2012 21:18 Lindsay Lohan lied to police, violated her probation
When will this bitch just DIE already so we can stop fucking reading about her? She's a waste of life.

05/31/2012 18:37 Zhang Ziyi may or may not be a prostitute
Ohhh, cut the poor girl some slack. She's hot, after all.

05/29/2012 18:01 Ashley Judds husband won the Indianapolis 500 again
Are those acting tears? And hey, she shares the same neck with her stupid dogs.

05/24/2012 23:12 Paris Hilton has taken Cannes by storm
Those fucking glasses make her look like Deflator Mouse from 'The Tick' cartoons.

05/16/2012 17:41 Justin Bieber says he's "a swaggy adult."
How about just linking us a picture of the car? Who gives a shit about that Bieber douche?

05/07/2012 11:21 'The Avengers' made 205 million, smashes old record
I saw it and loved it. As far as summer movies go, this has it all. Definitely the best book adaptation to date (including novels, not just comics). I really don't see any other movie this summer

04/18/2012 22:42 Mel Gibson seems upset about the fucking cunt cocksucker whores (audio)
He must have really been inspired by Apocalypto if he purchased a totem pole.

04/10/2012 07:48 Jennifer Love Hewitt uses vanilla extract as perfume. Seriously.
She learned this method while watching Showtime's new series, House of Lies. She's such a copy cat.

04/04/2012 17:43 Burger King is raycess
Mmmm.... chicken ligaments...