User since: 04/30/2010 16:27
Number of posts: 17
Last 17 pearl of wisdom:
02/25/2013 17:02 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
I'm done. Fuck this place.
02/25/2013 16:52 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
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02/25/2013 16:40 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
Hey Dick..er...Bill. Did you even read your own headline before posting it?
You left out "A" word.
Fucking idiot..
If you killed yourself now; that would be the funniest thing you did all da
02/25/2013 16:37 J-Woww Gets $10K a Head to Herd Her Cattle to Vegas
What the fuck does that headline even mean?
Let me read the "article" and see if I'm just missing some clever joke.
And what do you know, the "article" doesn't even explain the headline or menti
02/25/2013 14:58 If You're Riding Your Pit Bull Cowgirl, You Just Might Be Bipolar
This is a story about a woman fucking a pit bull (DOG); not fucking Pitbull (SINGER).
Pit Bull is not the same as Pitbull....SO THIS ISN'T A FUCKING CELEBRITY STORY YOU...
You know, I was going
02/25/2013 14:52 This Is Not a Picture of Vanessa Hudgens Snorting Coke Off of A Topless Selena Gomez
Do you get paid by the word? What the fuck? And where is the uncensored pics?
Just go fucking die already...In your case it would be a great career move.
02/25/2013 13:48 Just How Fucking High Was Kristen Stewart?
I know you only have a few minutes between Pre-Algebra and Health Studies to write for the site; but you are in the big league now.
Step your game the fuck up bitch!
02/25/2013 13:46 Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
02/25/2013 11:40 FYI, Brendon Takes a 'Holiday'
And as a single mournful tear rolls gently down Rage's cheek...a whispered could be heard, "Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest....you pussy
12/17/2012 19:57 Lindsay can be hired for private parties now
Cool! I have a homeless gang-bang party I would love for her to attend!
Oh...I feel bad for that one...Really; they aren't homeless.
12/03/2012 17:18 the IRS seized Lindsay Lohans bank accounts
She actually looks good in these pictures. I mean...for a 40 year old mother of 3 she looks shit-hot!
For a 26 year old starlet...not so much.
11/27/2012 19:53 paz_de_la_huerta_strips_parking_lot_miami_31
My GOD!
Would you look at that body! And she just carries herself with a special kind of...Klass!
You know, there are often bullshit comments people put up in these forums about how they wouldn'
10/10/2012 13:11 christina_aguilera_american_music_awards_nominations_beverly_hills_7
Yum! Yum! Gimme Some!
08/28/2012 11:51 Lindsay is a suspect in two new crimes
Ok, first I felt sorry for her.
Then I thought she was getting annoying.
Then I wished she would just go to jail already.
Then I started to hate her.
Now I just feel sorry for her again.
She d
08/13/2012 12:26 Katy Perry lost her bikini, everyone saw her naked ass
Fuck all you haters (including you bastards who haven't posted yet.).
You would cut off your left nut for a shot at that creamy deliciousness and you know it!
09/26/2010 14:50 and of course, Lindsay Lohan is out of jail
It all makes sense now! California keeps letting her out of jail so they can keep the bail money when she violates her probation!
California is going to get out of it's budget deficit by fining Lin
09/24/2010 12:31 HOLY SHIT! LINDSAY IS IN JAIL UNTIL OCTOBER 22ND!
Come on; talk some more smack about the California Judicial system now bitch!








