Soup Sandwich
User since: 05/04/2010 22:34
Number of posts: 45




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

07/13/2011 14:32 Ali Larter fuels several fetishes at once
I will always have a thing for her because of this commercial with her that played non-stop when MTV was actually culturally relevant: http://youtu.be/DvDlfJ2KBjw

02/07/2011 18:05 Tony Hawk is getting divorce number three
Aren't we done with him yet?

01/25/2011 20:36 afternoon headlines
You lost me with the dog joke.

01/05/2011 18:07 Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating
Shoulda bought tits instead.

01/05/2011 18:04 Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating
Jesse James taint.

01/05/2011 11:01 Snooki likes waking up in garbage cans
What smells worse?

12/14/2010 17:13 Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds broke up
What a whore...gotta love her.

12/10/2010 23:24 Miley Cyrus likes to party, is really GD annoying
*they're*

12/10/2010 23:23 Miley Cyrus likes to party, is really GD annoying
So their smoking something legal while listening to Bush...and I thought I was lame at that age...

11/16/2010 16:34 is Eva Longoria almost single?
Except she looks hideous without makeup. http://celebs-without-makeup-can-you-handle-it.popsugar.com/Eva-Longoria-without-makeup-273582

11/08/2010 13:51 Amanda Seyfried knows how to dress
Tits or GTFO.

11/03/2010 16:14 Ashley Greene helped push Demi Lovato over the edge
How do these mongoloids get such hot ass? It would be one thing if their music was actually good...

10/11/2010 15:52 Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive
She has Jeter taint.

10/07/2010 18:04 Johnny Depp is the nicest guy on earth
It's a shame that I don't care for most of his movies (Fear and Loathing being the exception).

09/29/2010 16:50 BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay would prefer rehab over jail
RIP WWTDD Congrats on: What Is Lindsay Lohan Doing? I'm just coming here by rote at this point.

09/28/2010 18:18 Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab. For the 6th time.
What Is Lindsey Lohan Doing?

09/27/2010 18:02 Kim Kardashian won the dress wearing contest
Khloe is gonna kill herself someday. Now MOAR LILO NEWS NOW!!!

09/24/2010 19:04 Jessica Alba is naked. In a sense.
What a prude bitch.

09/22/2010 17:10 Lindsay Lohan is down to one failed drug test
I want the shit Scott Weiland is on.

09/22/2010 17:09 Lindsay Lohan is down to one failed drug test
The media keeps making this shit out to be fucking super coke.