User since: 06/04/2010 13:24
Number of posts: 46

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

06/07/2013 16:26 The Guy From Sum 41 Is Doing Great
It's the Heat Miser!!

05/02/2013 12:02 Amanda-Bynes-Shows-Off-on-Twitter-02
Lighter & roach on sink...wonder if she sprinkles bath salts into her jays...

02/11/2013 12:44 Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?
I would love for Ronda Rousey to call out Chris Brown and challenge him to a fight. If he accepts the offer, she gets to snap his arm for our viewing pleasure if he backs down, well then he's just the

11/29/2012 18:49 Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room
I can't believe this chick is on 28, she looks more like 45

11/21/2012 11:02 Miley's terrible haircut is now even terribler
I wouldn't fuck her with Tyler's dick.

11/01/2012 14:42 Kim Kardashian is husky Catwoman, Kanye is Alpine Batman
I bet Kanye sings old timey jazz tunes to Kim when he's fucking her in the ass.

10/18/2012 14:39 Flava Flav chased his family around with knives
Cocaine is a helluva drug

09/11/2012 11:33 Rihanna has this nifty new tattoo
Perfect target for a nice Cleveland steamer...

08/17/2012 20:59 Lindsay Lohan is bein all sexy again
I have very low standards, but I'm starting to think that I would have a hard time banging Lindsay. She's starting to look like a dried up old hag that hangs out in those seedy bars that are attached

04/24/2012 10:04 Pam Anderson should dress more age appropiate
Wait...Hep C, is that the bad Hep? Can you get it from anal?

11/11/2011 13:32 Sasha Grey read to an elementary school
Reading is Fucked 'n Mental

11/02/2011 17:55 Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 6 days
Dear Ricardo, your best friends mom is a complete whore and you first class cunt. You're an even bigger cunt than Lindsay.

10/18/2011 10:00 Shia LaBeouf got beaten up
Apparently the fat shirtless guy wanted his ticket money back from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

10/04/2011 17:08 this is why we need to cure breast cancer
I would just like to say that I would stroke my big thick cock until I shot a gallon of jizz all over those tits...

03/23/2011 10:17 FP_IMAGE_7023422/FP_SET_7021755
Chris Brown, what a little bitch...

01/19/2011 18:57 Jennifaa Yopez threatened Ricky Gervais
My dick - bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's

11/30/2010 17:35 Madonna looks "puffy and bloated"
Madonna is so old her pussy has mice...

11/30/2010 17:34 Kim Kardashian was teased because of her boobs
and that's why she only bangs black dudes...

11/15/2010 17:23 Scarlett Johansson is the, ahem, "GQ Babe of the Year"
The GQ spread is lame because GQ is run by a bunch pillow biting pansies...

11/13/2010 10:36 Katy Perry launches her perfume 'Purr'
60% of the time it works every time