User since: 06/10/2010 15:12
Number of posts: 17
Last 17 pearl of wisdom:
05/20/2013 13:24 Whatever Trouble You've Had, Gwyneth Paltrow Had It First
That wicked woman! How dare she bring awareness to one of the greatest killers humanity has ever known? How dare she share her personal business with the public? Someone should hobble her.
03/18/2013 23:55 Feminist Revision Of "The Legend Of Zelda"?
Whether she needs to be rescued or she's doing the rescuing, the legend is still about Zelda. Therefore, even though he's the hero, Hyrule don't give a shit about him.
02/26/2013 18:55 Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Almost Lost in Fire
Oh. We have. Avoided tragedy. I always want to see that. Cold fish. Being as unsexy as an attractive woman can possibly be.
02/06/2013 17:09 And here we are...
When you left that message about "bad news" I thought someone had died. Almost getting canned is horrible, too, but this is better news to hear.
04/21/2012 20:36 Rihanna is gay now or something
You consider Rihanna a 7, AND you think that 95% dude is equal to her? Yeah, you're racist, dude. I was just kidding before. Now I believe you are.
08/22/2011 11:57 Reese Witherspoon went surfing. More or less.
It's sad when you're supposed to be "edgy" and bag on every celebitry but you don' have enough ammunition against a celeb. When would an actor who gets paid millions of dollars deserve a vacation any
08/15/2011 13:05 Halle Berry + bikini = fun birthday party
She's still looking great, even being 40+ and having a kind. Anyone who doesn't think she's attractive is NUTS!
11/18/2010 00:13 Natalie Portman is a good actress
Maybe you got the wrong trailer, but what I saw was good, stupid fun.
NO, I don't get high!
10/09/2010 10:01 Christy Carlson Romano is naked. And it's awesome.
HOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, She's sexy!
10/07/2010 15:48 The Rock has finally accepted that he’s a badass
Fuck yeah, man! The Rock is finally back to doing something interesting.
10/07/2010 15:41 Brandy has my undivided attention
You know, a lot of people called her an "alien head" and all that when she was in the prime of her career, but now look at how sexy she is!
Dropping a kid gave her bigger titties, and I appreciate
09/14/2010 21:38 Madonna has still got it
Aw Madonna. :( Material grandma?
09/07/2010 19:15 Rihanna lost the bikini contest
SCUM, no problem with little asian chicks. I'm all for the "Weezer diet"
09/07/2010 19:14 Rihanna lost the bikini contest
Zombie, I wasn't even talking about anything close to what you're talking about. Seems like you just felt like getting that off your chest. BTW, DON"T LUMP ME IN WITH EVERY BLACK PERSON LIKE WE'RE THE
09/07/2010 15:28 Rihanna lost the bikini contest
If you're going to make a case for black girls=yuck, then fine, but unlike the typical douchy/racist/misspelled/dumb comments you find all over the internet, back up your argument with some photos!
08/25/2010 00:44 Beyonce is in a bikini :(
YAWN. Slow celebrity news day? Yes, lets act like there's nothing remotely attractive about Beyonce. Go ahead. I get it, we hate women.
06/10/2010 11:17 love hewitt wants to play wonder woman, is delusional
I know you're goofing on JLH, making fun of her pudgy ass; but there are these things called gyms. She could get back into shape if she was motivated.








