Vichus
User since: 06/10/2010 15:12
Number of posts: 27




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

01/04/2014 09:40 Tila Tequila's Sex Tape Is Odd (VIDEO)
Seeing Tila Tequila's fake tits is about as exciting as reading her desperate-for-attention comments. This is the first time I'm happy for censorship.

10/02/2013 13:16 Michelle Rodriguez Likes Dick and Jane
I hope they give out awards for best headline, because this one was perfect. Bravo.

09/23/2013 10:38 Karrueche Tran Hit Miami Beach With A Guy Who Isn't Chris Brown
It's better to hit the beach than get hit by Chris Brown.

09/12/2013 10:58 A General Fuck You To Ignorant Cave Dwelling Assholes Everywhere
BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod, I am quite vicious indeed! I'm a goddamn virtual Swarznegger in his prime. I can say I am anyone and can do anything, because that's how stupid internet commenting works

09/12/2013 10:54 A General Fuck You To Ignorant Cave Dwelling Assholes Everywhere
ThisSiteIsGayPornography, I am humbled by your sheer wisdom, and ability with turn of phrase.

09/12/2013 10:53 A General Fuck You To Ignorant Cave Dwelling Assholes Everywhere
deliminator- Ha ha ha! In that case, OK, then.

09/12/2013 01:00 A General Fuck You To Ignorant Cave Dwelling Assholes Everywhere
"Rarely uttered"? You've never been on the internet, Mildly Tanned Knight? You think no one said this in the years since 9/11?

09/12/2013 00:58 A General Fuck You To Ignorant Cave Dwelling Assholes Everywhere
dangerfantastic, please, no more of your "Hee-haw" material. I beg of you. The wit is too razor-sharp!

09/12/2013 00:56 A General Fuck You To Ignorant Cave Dwelling Assholes Everywhere
BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod, you could be the dumbest person to ever live. I would say "you don't get it [what I wrote]" but what I wrote was so simple, I wasn't expecting anyone to actually misundersta

09/11/2013 20:39 A General Fuck You To Ignorant Cave Dwelling Assholes Everywhere
Whoa, whoa there, tough guy! I'm sure that if they actually cared to read a celebrity titty rag site, you'd scare all the terrorists to death! Go get 'em, e-Rambo.

05/20/2013 13:24 Whatever Trouble You've Had, Gwyneth Paltrow Had It First
That wicked woman! How dare she bring awareness to one of the greatest killers humanity has ever known? How dare she share her personal business with the public? Someone should hobble her.

03/18/2013 23:55 Feminist Revision Of "The Legend Of Zelda"?
Whether she needs to be rescued or she's doing the rescuing, the legend is still about Zelda. Therefore, even though he's the hero, Hyrule don't give a shit about him.

02/26/2013 18:55 Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Almost Lost in Fire
Oh. We have. Avoided tragedy. I always want to see that. Cold fish. Being as unsexy as an attractive woman can possibly be.

02/06/2013 17:09 And here we are...
When you left that message about "bad news" I thought someone had died. Almost getting canned is horrible, too, but this is better news to hear.

04/21/2012 20:36 Rihanna is gay now or something
You consider Rihanna a 7, AND you think that 95% dude is equal to her? Yeah, you're racist, dude. I was just kidding before. Now I believe you are.

08/22/2011 11:57 Reese Witherspoon went surfing. More or less.
It's sad when you're supposed to be "edgy" and bag on every celebitry but you don' have enough ammunition against a celeb. When would an actor who gets paid millions of dollars deserve a vacation any

08/15/2011 13:05 Halle Berry + bikini = fun birthday party
She's still looking great, even being 40+ and having a kind. Anyone who doesn't think she's attractive is NUTS!

11/18/2010 00:13 Natalie Portman is a good actress
Maybe you got the wrong trailer, but what I saw was good, stupid fun. NO, I don't get high!

10/09/2010 10:01 Christy Carlson Romano is naked. And it's awesome.
HOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, She's sexy!

10/07/2010 15:48 The Rock has finally accepted that he’s a badass
Fuck yeah, man! The Rock is finally back to doing something interesting.