Martini
User since: 07/20/2010 22:05
Number of posts: 12




Last 12 pearl of wisdom:

12/08/2012 12:42 Bar Refaeli is tweeting bikini pictures again
that is gdamn ridiculous.

10/13/2012 15:01 the internets most popular uppercut has arrived
Shhhooooo ryu ken!! This guy's my hero.

09/24/2012 21:27 Billie Joe Armstong is not f**king Justin Bieber you mother f**kers
What a basket case.

09/24/2012 21:25 Wolverine has been doing P90X
Holy shit that is a fucking epic jesus beard.

04/20/2012 20:37 Selena Gomez says kissing Justin Bieber is humiliating
He looks like Little Nemo the Dream Master, only douchier.

03/19/2012 20:01 j_woww_snooki_bikinis_mexico_0
haha, midget heels!

12/28/2010 14:55 hugh hefner playboy 111209
What a classy lady.

12/28/2010 14:39 FP_IMAGE_6397253/FP_SET_6397201
she has a cartoonishly round bubble butt!

10/04/2010 18:13 Oprah Winfrey and her gay lover went camping
Who wouldn't harpoon the Harpo for a cool million?? Look out for sightings of a new breed of Giant Silverbush Gorilla, rampaging in the wilderness surround Yosemite...

09/10/2010 10:40 Kim Kardashian is mad at Playboy
"Router Settings" is so key. You could always compress them into a password-protected .RAR or .7z...

09/08/2010 20:13 43893PCN_HeidiDrink
Is she trying to blow the dog now, too?

07/20/2010 18:08 lindsay lohans mugshot
What'd she do, get lip botox on the way to jail??