User since: 08/29/2010 06:47
Number of posts: 78

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

01/02/2013 13:50 how are Jessica and Ashlee Simpson related again?
Boooooooooo! I know celebrities are doing things worth making fun of.

12/28/2012 20:30 how are Jessica and Ashlee Simpson related again?
Or a nutrient rich low carb diet and disciplined adherence to a rigorous workout routine. Nah, I'm just kidding. What a skank!

12/28/2012 20:25 the UK has a peition to make us keep Piers Morgan
The second amendment isn't about individuals protecting themselves from others. Why that point has been ignored in the larger national discussion is indicative of the real motive behind these bans. Fu

12/14/2012 20:21 Marissa Miller had a baby
I would just like to say on behalf of the sarcasm foundation, I endorse the last paragraph.

11/30/2012 19:58 Megan Fox just snapped right back
The fuck she looks good, she has a majority shareholding in revlon on her face.

11/27/2012 21:29 anne_vyalitsyna_bikini_miami_11
She looks tall as shit, you'ld need a step latter just to eat her out.

11/27/2012 16:32 Joseph Gordon Levitt is our new Batman (probabaly)
I'm so excited there will be more Batman movies. I was really worried.

06/19/2012 21:12 it's Angelina Jolie as Maleficent
Every time i see or hear anything about Angelina Jolie my only dilemma is; do i or don't i want to watch hackers again.

06/19/2012 21:10 Lindsay caused her car crash, is in no trouble whatsoever
She's like a batman villain.

02/10/2012 11:02 Macaulay Culkin is doing great
Greg must be new here.

02/10/2012 11:01 Macaulay Culkin is doing great
I bet if he made the home alone face he would look like a ghoul or that painting "The scream".

02/03/2012 16:39 Michael Cera has a sexy new mustache
If this clown is rocking a mustache, it might be time to shave mine off.

01/11/2012 19:37 Kim Kardashian isn't helping
Figgity first fuckers. Also, Kim Kardashian is a bitch.

01/11/2012 19:24 Rosie O Donnell killed endangered hammerheads
How is anyone surprised by this? Whales kill sharks. Its an observable behavior documented time and time again.

12/19/2011 14:48 Scarlett Johansson is a good influence
Hard to imagine less boring pictures. Scarlett Johansonn smoked cigarettes this weekend. So did I, like 6 of them. Scarlett Johansonn could start smoking meth and i would still want to bang for at lea

12/17/2011 04:27 Playmate Hope Dworaczyk says Lindsay is fat
I think calling a whore, i mean playboy model, a professional is kind of a stretch.

09/29/2011 21:41 its Ashton and the homewrecker
Anyone who did not see this coming is utterly retarded.

07/01/2011 19:28 site news
Hey Mr. Nutt how about you get off of Matt Stone and Trey Parkers dick.

06/30/2011 18:54 'Transformers 3' is down 40 percent from '2'
What we need is a movie where Micheal Bay transforms into a good director.

06/28/2011 11:23 Shia LaBeouf claims he f**ked Megan Fox
Out of all the actors to use stage names why not this guy? Labouef... really?