Clownqueef
User since: 09/29/2010 20:25
Number of posts: 145




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

01/28/2011 17:42 Sofia Vergara looks happy. With good reason.
"look at those tits"? i tried. those tits are not match for that eyebrow. if she cares that little about waxing UP THERE, then fingering her must look like your rubbing your lucky rabbits foot.

01/18/2011 12:41 Regis Philbin is retiring
Id bone Ripa before kidman. way way before.

01/14/2011 13:45 Kim Kardashian is good at twitter
She wasnt pregnant, shes pro-choice. theres a difference. dumbasses.

01/13/2011 17:01 Olivia Munn should be on more talk shows
poop canal*

01/12/2011 18:09 Nicole Kidman admits having botox
id give her a botox injection in her ass. Im talking about having anal sex with her.

01/05/2011 18:29 Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating
unless youre a hot young girl willing to toss my salad. in which case you can disagree with that all you want and ill chime right in with a "Go fuck yourself Ryan Reynolds"

01/05/2011 18:27 Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating
and Ryan Reynolds is awesome. fuck anyone who disagrees. Im looking at you Pottsy.

01/05/2011 18:25 Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating
hey Potsy, whats a RR? Im lost today.

01/05/2011 18:17 Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating
who the fuck is roger?

12/30/2010 14:14 Chris Brown is making exciting new friends
i wonder who he voted for. he looks like a Ron Paul guy.

12/28/2010 12:22 Stephanie Seymour is inappropriate
that is one huge plump rump. i bet her son is hittin that. im getting wood just thinking about it.

12/27/2010 16:19 Rihanna went swimming with the power of the panther
i thought they couldnt get freckles.

12/27/2010 16:04 Rihanna went swimming with the power of the panther
I thought they all hated swimming.

12/22/2010 11:40 “Lindsay is in very, very big trouble."
Excuse me Mac, but i give several shits. several hot, steamy, glistening shits. so fuck you. and i say "fuck you" in the most loving, christmas-friendly way possible.

12/16/2010 18:51 Demi Lovato seems nice
So Mr. Chimp... Is your whole thing gonna be just chiming in occasionally with gramatical corrections? Like, is that it? That's your whole thing? Sounds about as boring and pointless as that other chi

12/16/2010 18:16 Demi Lovato seems nice
in the first picture, the darker, redish lighting on the line between her shirt and her tits makes it look like you can see the beginning of her areola. could it be the edge of her nipple? no. but i c

12/15/2010 18:49 Thora Birch has a creepy relationship with her dad
i hate you, i have people wanting to fondle my balloon animal constantly. but im saving myself for marriage.

12/15/2010 18:15 Thora Birch has a creepy relationship with her dad
id rather go with sasha grey and some cunt with massive tits.

12/15/2010 18:08 Thora Birch has a creepy relationship with her dad
I just gave birth to Tom Cruise, Oprah, Barack & Michelle a few minutes ago in shitter.

12/15/2010 18:00 Thora Birch has a creepy relationship with her dad
those are top notch 16 year old tits. when i was 16, the only place i found 16 year old tits like that was on that really fat girl with the hairlip in my history class. i think i fucked her, but it ma