SigmaEW
User since: 10/11/2010 19:55
Number of posts: 24




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

08/21/2013 12:34 Drake Was Pulled Over By A Female Cop (VIDEO)
I may sound like an old person, which I'm not, but I just don't understand why a lot of the people that are "famous" these days are actually popular or "famous". This guy is positively a talentless do

05/02/2013 10:08 Beyonce Dabs with Red Toilet Paper
how big of an ice ball do you think she keeps in her mouth?

05/02/2013 10:05 Amanda Bynes Enters the Naked Stage of Crazy
i think now's the time for penthouse to step up

04/12/2013 11:16 Jay-Z Can Get Presidents Impeached?
I can't get over what a joke Jay-Z is. I don't understand why the media insists on talking about him. He's almost like the black donald trump. He's not as "powerful", "visionary" talented or worth as

01/24/2013 11:16 Wednesday Afternoon Headlines
Something about RHW's face in some pictures makes me think RHW is a little bit retarded. Then I get self-conscious about jerking off to her, like I'm taking advantage of her by giving her some candy

01/14/2013 19:05 Jodie Foster sorta confirmed she was gay last night
I'd hit it. Not well enough to make her switch teams or anything, but I'd call her Iris and make weird comments about underage sex until it's completely uncomfortable for both of us.

01/14/2013 19:00 Tommy Lee Jones is not amused
I'm sure Al Gore and him used to be a blast to hang out with back in college...

12/12/2012 14:57 Justin Bieber threw a water bottle at photographers
I honestly don't think anyone can be more douchey than him.

12/11/2012 17:46 its Anne Hathaway, her vagina at the Les Mis premiere
I'm glad she was able to get out and do something on account of the polio she appears to have contracted based on those leg braces. http://www.orthomedics.us/SiteImages/kafo%20generation.jpg

12/11/2012 17:34 Ashton Kutcher checks Mila Kunis's phone
everyone should already know she's not "that" pretty when not made up and pro photoshopped. She's bound to have that eastern euro old lady look that doesn't hold up soon enough. not to say she's not a

12/06/2012 18:04 Alice Eve won the Thanksgiving bikini contest
she's amazing. her body looks like it needs my seed up in there

11/16/2012 09:57 Taylor Swift has truly worthless dating advice in Seventeen
That is shitty advice. Don't all girls know if a guy acts like your friend he wants to fuck you? If you like him, then just blow him already. Even if you don't and he spends a lot of time with you, bl

11/08/2012 17:42 justin_beiber_victorias_secret_fashion_show_november_2012_0
wow, what a queer

10/25/2012 09:30 punching girls is a good workout
Is he pretending he's getting ready to get blown by the guy painted on wall or jerk off in his mouth? That's the only reason his pants should be pulled down there.

09/18/2012 14:54 Jessica Simpson should talk to Alessanda Ambrosio
All I want to do if make babies with Alessandra Ambrosio

09/10/2012 15:35 Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married
this story probably deserves naked self photos of Blake Lively

06/20/2012 10:19 Marisa Miller is pregnant
I've imagined impregnating her several times

06/15/2012 14:56 Lindsays new movie is all full frontal nudity and sex
Found unconscious in hotel room http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/06/lindsay-lohan-found-unconscious-in-california-hotel/#.T9uBiXu4mn8.twitter

05/25/2012 13:38 Britney walked off the X Factor set
Simon leaned over and said "i think this is better than the original" and the dope doesn't understand sarcasm

05/25/2012 13:36 Holly Henderson will make it all better
she kinda reminds me of Julianne Hough but with tits