Martin
User since: 02/01/2011 16:44
Number of posts: 12




Last 12 pearl of wisdom:

03/11/2013 12:48 Selena Gomez Is The Greatest
And at least you may actually be able to get a blowjob in the bathroom of a strip club, but those places suck do. You may as well light your cash on fire.

03/11/2013 12:46 Selena Gomez Is The Greatest
Are you calling Travis gay for pointing out that Hooters exists to exploit the unrequited fantasies of people who aren't getting laid, or for pointing out that their wings suck? Because either way tha

01/24/2013 19:15 Taylor Swift is a Disney Princess (specifically, Rapunzel)
Angelina Jolie as Esmerelda would only work for me if she was being hanged like at the end of the novel. Fucking cunt. Still not nearly as awful as JLo though. I hope her carpet crashes into a d

12/05/2012 22:38 Gwyneth Paltrow has never looked better
Jesus Christ. She looks like Cameron Diaz. That's an improvement.

12/05/2012 22:37 Gwyneth Paltrow has never looked better
Jesus Christ. She looks like Cameron Diaz. That's an improvement.

10/11/2012 02:30 Emma Stone is a nerd
Why don't you count her appearance in Easy A as slutty?

10/10/2012 20:40 Emma Stone is a nerd
She looks fantastic. And Bill Nye seems like the kind of guy who secretly has a horsecock.

01/19/2012 14:50 OJ Simpson is Khloes real dad
HA! Called it.

01/17/2012 18:10 Opie and Anthony offer Kris Jenner 250K for Khloe proof
How much do you want to bet O.J.'s the father?

09/07/2011 16:36 Rachel Uchitel is glad her fiance died on 9/11
You can only wish someone should die in a fire so many times. She has not reached that point yet, so fuck her. I hope she dies in a fire.

09/02/2011 15:30 Kate Winslet looked terrific in Venice
Oh wow. She looks amazing.

02/01/2011 12:46 morning headlines
To be fair to France, they have provided a badass villain for Captain America: Batroc ze Leaper