SaintMidian
User since: 05/27/2011 18:57
Number of posts: 16

Last 16 pearl of wisdom:

01/18/2013 18:46 I appreciate this Cameron Diaz

If only she was Muslim. Then she would have to wear a Burka.

12/12/2012 18:22 'Django Unchained' says, um, "black person" 109 times

Just listen to any rap music. 109 times per track is the standard.

12/07/2012 18:07 Claudia Galanti is photogenic

Love the bruises! Ass bruises = fun girl

11/13/2012 14:40 Miley is lonely, prerhaps gay

*perhaps 2 posts a day and you can't spell the title correctly?

10/30/2012 16:25 Joe Simpson really knows how to fight gay rumors

Looks like someone has the AIDS.

10/01/2012 14:11 Justin Bieber threw up on stage

So, how come he kept singing when the puke was coming out but no throw up sounds? Weird. he must be magical.

09/26/2012 10:55 Madonna is still really really controversial, sexy

I love the last one where she says people get locked up for the wrong religion. Um, Pakistan anyone? How about Iran? Afghanistan? yea, we have a Muslim in charge who would never do that! She is such a

09/05/2012 14:49 Jessica Simpson says her boobs are too big to run

Can't run? Those piggies from Biggest loser are running all over the place with boobies flapping all around! And the women are even worse than the guys!

08/21/2012 10:47 afternoon headlines

I know the pics are dark but just look at her ankles. No cankles! It's Milla Kunis.

08/16/2012 15:34 Olivia Wilde knows how to dress

Why do her legs look short? Is she top-tall?

08/13/2012 13:30 Miley Cyrus has really short hair now

This is a chick in serious need of makeup. Without it she is just fugly. Oh, nice hair.

08/06/2012 16:02 Ryan Lochte is sort of a douche

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

08/06/2012 15:40 Ryan Lochte is sort of a douche

I'm just trying to look down Lindsay's top in these. His stupid head keeps getting in the way.

08/03/2012 13:52 can I get you a jacket ma'am

Like two bags filled with ... sand.