User since: 06/08/2011 21:03
Number of posts: 242

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

10/26/2012 16:15 Justin Timberlakes $6.5M wedding took time to mock the homeless
I don't know why I come back here. The posts are late and sucky. My comments get deleted often. The number of people who look at this site just dropped from 14 to 13. *waves middle finger*

10/23/2012 19:09 Madonna fell down, flopped around like a spaz
I love those goats.

10/23/2012 18:45 Madonna fell down, flopped around like a spaz
Was hoping she'd get pulled into the crowd and 4 seconds later a skeleton and blonde wig would be burped back onto the stage.

10/23/2012 17:11 Justin Timberlake didnt invite *NSYNC to his wedding

10/19/2012 13:48 Joanna Krupa understands fashion
Feels like the good ol' days. Nice rack BTW

10/17/2012 16:35 Megan Fox had her baby 3 weeks ago, is awesome
So fucking sick of people thanking God for shit. Megan Fox is a slutty actress who made a ton of money because dudes want to put their dick in her. She zero affiliation with God. FUCK...OFF.

10/12/2012 12:52 Lindsay Lohan has endorsed Mitt Romney
The fake tan and going back to red is a step in the right direction.

10/11/2012 19:05 Bryan Cranston was taught how to cook meth
Yeah, because you need the DEA to google "how to cook meth".

10/10/2012 18:37 Lindsays frantic phone call is sad, kinda funny
There is nothing sad about this.

10/04/2012 16:43 go f**k yourself Tyra Banks
What the hell? Clicking the "next" button in pictures is an ad now I guess. Just another step down the stairway to shitty blog hell.

10/01/2012 18:40 Heather Graham is still terrific
She's always had an awesome rack. http://www.brianmac.com/nude/heather/images/TU_HeatherGraham_BoogieNights06_jpg_jpg.jpg

09/28/2012 17:38 Jay Z is still pretending like he owns the Nets
It's hilarious that Jay-z paid someone a shit load of money to do some shows in an 18,000 seat arena. Btw, Rio Tinto Stadium in SLC, Utah is a Soccer(as in WAY less popular than basketball in the US.

09/26/2012 13:30 Lady Gaga has anorexia, it's working
Gaga's pretty bang able when she's not wearing all that fuckery.

09/24/2012 17:05 this (or Kim Kardashian) is the girl in Kanyes sex tape
Anybody got nudies of this bitch?

09/19/2012 16:22 Khloe Kardashian will host 'X Factor'

09/19/2012 13:24 Lindsay Lohan has been arrested yet again
I'd still make a mess of her stuff.

09/19/2012 11:10 Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on 'the Voice'
Fourth season? This gawd awful show is getting a FOURTH season?

09/17/2012 16:45 Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban started judging 'Idol' today
The new extra shitty robocop suit should be on this page, not Nikki Minaj's/american idol's fuckery.

09/17/2012 12:28 fat Lindsay tweeted a picture of her stolen mac, fake birkin
*sigh* http://www.empowernetwork.com/idpin/files/2012/06/Lindsay_Lohan_Vanity_Fair_June_2004_01.jpg

09/13/2012 18:46 Candice Swanepoel is all wet
This is more like it. Glad I wore my sweats today.