User since: 06/09/2011 02:12
Number of posts: 15

Last 15 pearl of wisdom:

04/04/2014 08:31 Brendan Eich Didn't Like Gay Marriage, Now He's Unemployed
Oh boo-hoo, some guy I hadn't heard of got fired for hating on gays... oh what's that? he quit? derp

03/17/2014 15:43 Bruce Jenner Loves Manly Shit Like RC Helicopters
I don't normally think of 'raw ball sac' when I see dudes. Whatever floats your boat, 'Lex'

03/13/2014 15:14 Jen Selter Is Ruined
*ahem* butterface

02/12/2014 11:48 Farrah Abraham Goes Round Two of Backdoor Teen Mom
I wish people could understand what's really going on here. She's cashing in and part of the deal is that she's required to say it's a 'home movie'. If she denies it she's out some percentage of the m

02/10/2014 14:53 Katy Perry Homages the Beatles
Did the Beatles do a song called 'No Ass'?

02/21/2012 14:13 Whitneys daughter went to the funeral, then got high
Wait, so an 18 year old girl goes to her trainwreck of a mother's funeral and afterwards 'disappears'? You know, because maybe, just maybe, she was bummed the fuck out and went home? Oh yeah, he

01/20/2012 15:55 Mark Wahlberg should stop explaining
Yeah, he's right, not an actor.

11/03/2011 14:02 mariah_yeater_pictures_9
Mensa, look out

10/17/2011 15:44 Zachary Quinto is gay
You'd think a gay man would know how to wax those fucking brows

08/17/2011 10:29 Julia Roberts is in a bikini. Unfortunately.
Oh yeah, she looks 'terrible'. *rolls eyes* You kids today...

06/29/2011 13:49 Lindsay Lohan will be released today
The countdown to DUIland begins now.

06/21/2011 15:57 Lindsay Lohan filmed a commercial
Based on that echo she must be living in a pretty empty house. Empty.

06/20/2011 12:15 Ryan Dunn died in a car crash
what a jackass

06/17/2011 13:32 Kirstie Alley is the same size as Megan Fox
She must be confusing a 22 inch waist with a size 22.

06/09/2011 07:54 statistically speaking, Jennifer Love Hewitt sucks
How could you not like "I Know What You Did Last Summer"? It wasn't great art but a solid slasher film...