Mattyj2001User since: 07/24/2011 07:57
Number of posts: 41
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
06/08/2013 03:59 I Want a God Dammed Donut (VIDEO)
The trip out to Glendora to visit The Donut Man is well worth it. 24/7 donuts, and a window right next to the guy making the donuts. Mesmerizing.
Krispy Kreme? I can't even ...
06/08/2013 03:26 The Guy From Sum 41 Is Doing Great
In an effort to come up with a good joke, I entered 'fat clown' into Google image search. I would suggest not doing that if you ever want to sleep again.
06/05/2013 06:48 How Are You Not Watching Nicole Richie on AOL?
I had an uncle that used to say he gave my aunt "A little bit of bob, and a lot of bang." I never knew what that meant. My aunt had a perm.
05/09/2013 03:58 As I Lay Dying Singer Wanted His Ex To Lay Dying
Looking for a hitman in San Diego? How about Tijuana, dumbass? This retard deserves whatever he gets.
05/07/2013 04:23 Charlize Theron Has a Stupid Haircut
She shaved her head for Mad Max.
05/05/2013 05:30 Ke$ha Writes Songs With Her Tits Now
I'm very confused. Ke$ha is suddenly ... attractive?
04/28/2013 06:47 Joey Fatone Tells Bieber To Stop Being Such A Douche
Does anybody else think "Fat One" when they see this guy?
04/16/2013 04:02 Banner Contest Voting Time
So, all you whiney people complaining about the banners, what the hell are you doing even looking at the banner? Do you actually end up on a website and wonder 'Damn, what site did I just go to again?
04/14/2013 03:24 Jay-Z Can Get Presidents Impeached?
Clearly, SigmaEW is an Elvis man.
03/27/2013 03:51 Ke$ha Had A Busy Weekend
Props for the Dumb and Dumber callout.
Maybe I'm going nuts or I need new glasses, but Ke$sha cleans up nice.
03/27/2013 03:27 Micaela Schaefer Paints Her Eggs for Easter
You sure the first name isn't spelled M-I-K-E?
03/23/2013 04:27 Elizabeth Garner, The Perfect Cheer
Agree with Cpoy. Was on the fence about the new direction and tone of this site, but that was a brilliant punchline.
01/25/2013 04:24 Taylor Swift is a Disney Princess (specifically, Rapunzel)
Julianne Moore is actually a redhead, Emma Stone is not.
I love Emma Stone but she has no boobs.
01/08/2013 04:55 BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan has bad parents
Best. Valentine's Day. Ever.
12/28/2012 07:30 'Argo' is the best movie of 2012
Jiro Dreams of Sushi was very good. Even if you're not a foodie, it's a great profile of someone who is singularly the best in the world at what he does.
12/20/2012 03:59 Keshas 'Die Young' seems inappropriate now
Do radio programmers even listen to the songs they broadcast? The song isn't about *actually* dying young, it's about carpe diem.
12/11/2012 07:03 Miley Cyrus did a live Creampie show
I estimate that by Memorial Day, Miley and Beiber will share a stage and we won't be able to tell them apart.
12/09/2012 07:15 Bret Easton Ellis is being a jackass on twitter again
Strange Days is a masterpiece. Screw all of you.
12/05/2012 06:58 'the Hobbit' is getting mixed reviews
Admiral, I actually think you need glasses. See an optometrist.
The more real something looks the more like a stage play it looks. I'll withhold judgement until I see it at that accelerated frame r
11/13/2012 03:18 Miley is lonely, prerhaps gay
What a handsome young woman.
