LaGarche DeMonia
User since: 09/13/2011 22:52
Number of posts: 14

Last 14 pearl of wisdom:

10/13/2011 13:44 Chris Tucker lost his house

Why the fuck can't I upload an avatar?

10/13/2011 13:41 Marion Cotillard is topless

Also Mr. Nutt - do you want your treats? (See Beckinsale's ass comments for details.)

10/13/2011 13:39 Marion Cotillard is topless

I thought her nudies from 10 or so years ago were pretty good. But, yeah, not so great now. I'd still hit that in a heartbeat. Just keep your top on, honey.

10/13/2011 01:59 Kate Beckinsale is photogenic

I only have boners and catnip as treats.

10/12/2011 15:21 Kate Beckinsale is photogenic

Mr. Nutt, Is you a gude kitteh? Who's a gude kitteh? Kitteh wanna treat?

10/12/2011 15:19 Kate Beckinsale is photogenic

I'm lycan that ass!

10/08/2011 00:05 Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are dating

(dead kittens = sizeable turnoff)

10/08/2011 00:04 Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are dating

I would drive a Pinto with no trunk/bumpers through a road covered in bags of kittens to get herpes, if it meant I had sex with Blake Lively. And I would accept being raped by a pack of dogs afterward

10/07/2011 14:38 Ali Larter is not shy

DuhDale is correct. My original response to the original post: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

09/27/2011 13:29 what in the hell

But yes I too would prefer Hyland's Hymen.

09/27/2011 13:28 what in the hell

Dave: Did you run out of Vagisil? Is that why you're a grumpy wumpy?

09/27/2011 13:25 January Jones still wont name the father

@ Muster Nut: I am Jewish, and I find your anti-Semitism to be more disgusting than an Arab armpit.

09/23/2011 17:34 Gisele Bundchen is a natural beauty

I agree with farts of blood

09/13/2011 18:54 this is why everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow

I DID IT! I TROLLED ELLE DECOR! CHECK IT OUT! (Hint: look for the hidden message.)