Mr. shank
User since: 09/27/2011 19:08
Number of posts: 11




Last 11 pearl of wisdom:

05/06/2013 19:10 I'm No Longer Thinking of Alanis Morissette When I **** Other Women
She's not big and sloppy...she just has tiny hands

05/06/2013 16:25 I'm No Longer Thinking of Alanis Morissette When I **** Other Women
Holy Crap! It's MOKIKI!!! http://www.hulu.com/watch/423750

03/28/2013 13:01 If This Wasn't On Your Facebook Profile, You're Already Dead in Hollywood
do you get paid by the word?

03/01/2013 13:54 Marc Anthony Is Tapping This Doughy Heiress
she might have bad teef

02/28/2013 20:37 Your Emails Are Being Read!
So where did brandon go and why?

02/28/2013 15:15 Ke$ha Is Still Disgusting
ok - someone please take a swipe at writing a better commentary for this one. be a star.

02/25/2013 21:20 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
don't worry bill...they'll keep coming back...keep writing. where else they gonna go?

07/23/2012 14:47 Madonna still pointing guns at the audience
maybe the audience should shoot back

05/01/2012 18:48 Drew Barrymores still got it
and kind of like a dry cleaning bag...but i don't know why.

05/01/2012 18:40 Drew Barrymores still got it
speaking of pregnant...she looks like a placenta covered in pine tree shaped air fresheners.

09/27/2011 15:15 Michael Jackson is definitely dead
is he sporting wood or is that a smuggled preemie from the nursery? One little one for the road...