Ass Mint
User since: 11/01/2011 19:33
Number of posts: 67

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

05/02/2013 20:44 Do You Know My Name? Yep, It's Guilty
give her a rasp so she can file down that horrible chin

05/01/2013 18:25 Who Wouldn't Want Tremendous Amounts of Sex? (VIDEO)
Blackcock Down

04/26/2013 12:32 Khloe Kardashian Fired; Jennifer Love Hewitt Hired
trench mouth

04/19/2013 17:07 Tanning Mom Wants You To Fap To Her Leathery Tits
her belly button looks like an asshole with a balloon knot

04/18/2013 16:24 Kim Kardashian Can Now Be Seen From Space, With the Naked Eye
what's the par on that golf course?

03/15/2013 17:06 'Fossilman' Hired a Chick Hooker, Not a Dude
Looks like he wasn't holding a straight

03/15/2013 14:44 I Guess Jesus Is A Good Wingman
I'm thinking Jessica Hahn is more pissed.

03/12/2013 13:31 Alessandra Ambrosio Knows How to Wear a Bikini
I bet her pink star tastes delicious

03/12/2013 13:19 alessandra-ambrosio-black-bikini-photoshoot-in-malibu-12
I bet her pink star tastes great

03/05/2013 16:32 Courtney Stodden Wears a Hat to Hide the Jizz Around Her Eyes
Is the writer on meth?

03/05/2013 16:22 Justin Bieber Booed When He Should Be Bricked
Give her a break. Chicks always make you wait.

02/14/2013 15:46 news anchor Lisa Dutton is inappropiate
that's how she got her job

01/19/2013 19:11 its Scarlett Johansson in 'Cat On A Hot Tin Roof'
I agree with Admiral...

01/14/2013 23:45 Tommy Lee Jones is not amused
Jones looks like a cadaver....seriously

12/19/2012 13:56 Lindsay clogged the toilets on the set of 'Scary Movie'
She brings new meaning to the word "shithead"

12/11/2012 16:33 Ashton Kutcher checks Mila Kunis's phone
looks like she's into face rolfing

11/19/2012 14:02 Kim Kardashian took pictures at the Marine Corps Ball, then left
She's a vomit

11/07/2012 17:56 Scarlett Johansson has a new tat
she's got that "I just got fucked" look on her face

11/07/2012 15:12 Diane Sawyer was drunk on ABC last night
i luv it how george doesn't interrupt and just lets her hang out to dry

11/06/2012 19:19 the next crime Lindsay will get away with is lying to police
Time for a sex tape with James Dean to leak out...