BurbankUser since: 11/18/2011 03:36
Number of posts: 91
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
05/02/2013 02:28 Ken Jeong Photobombs Kate Upton's Photo Shoot (VIDEO)
Jeong's tits are awesome.
05/02/2013 02:24 Miley Cyrus Is All Grown Up
Bangable.
04/28/2013 03:50 Lindsay Lohan Boob Falls Out So She Hides Under a Table
My money is on the tits. Specifically the left one.
04/19/2013 14:00 Big Kim In Belly Shirt
Your overreaching critique of Kim's current state of fatassery has actually made me feel sorry for the soulless bitch.
Nice work, assholes.
FAIL yet again.
03/04/2013 18:54 Britney Spears' Ass Is Not As Exciting As It Used to Be
Quantity is not a quality all its own.
02/27/2013 00:41 Adrianne Palicki Was the Best 25-Year Old High School Student Ever
"So, like being voted the best burger in Los Angeles, on the westside, near all the vegan restaurants, where people covered in green environmental ribbons ironically throw blood at you for eating meat
02/27/2013 00:37 Sofia Vergara Still Not Dead
Huh, is "Bill" the same asshole Web fuck who is screwing up my company's site with lame posts? Just curious, because I just can't believe there are TWO of these guys...
02/25/2013 20:52 If You're Riding Your Pit Bull Cowgirl, You Just Might Be Bipolar
Is this all part of Project Mayhem?
Cruel bastards...
02/25/2013 11:21 FYI, Brendon Takes a 'Holiday'
Wow... circling the drain. Even this post was beyond lame.
Seth MacFarlane? Egads, he's the only thing that could make WWTDD even worse...
02/21/2013 20:05 Lindsay borrowed this $1750 dress, immediately destroyed it
Ick, Machine has banged that rotten...
02/21/2013 20:03 this might be why Alec Baldwin is always so cranky
If we're at all lucky, she'll go off her meds and start doing porn like Fishburne's daughter did...
02/14/2013 03:45 Ke$ha drinks her own urine
Black Mammy, that's loose back fat.
02/14/2013 03:42 Steve Martin a dad for the first time at age 67
BTW, that shameful fucker apparently only had that kid to help publicize his new album, which drops on April 23...
02/14/2013 03:39 Steve Martin a dad for the first time at age 67
I bet his kid is gonna be even more psyched at 18 when his dad keels over and leaves him tens of millions of dollars.
02/14/2013 03:35 Lindsay Lohans still got it
I'd pray for her, even though it's all her fault, but, as a ginger, she has no soul...
02/12/2013 22:09 Olivia Wilde is in Vanity Fair
Too right, TMTK. And add Katy Perry to that list... Oh, and that cutie Justin Bieber.
02/12/2013 22:07 Justin Bieber is being a tough guy again
Bieber should be dating Ellen DeGeneres. Looks like her type.
02/12/2013 22:05 Zach Galifianakis makes fun of more Oscar nominees
Well, there's something that used to be funny.
02/12/2013 22:05 Zach Galifianakis makes fun of more Oscar nominees
Well, there's something that used to be funny.
02/11/2013 20:20 Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?
That white suit would look pretty sweet with a few ragged, bloody bullet holes in it.
