User since: 11/18/2011 03:36
Number of posts: 109

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

04/04/2014 10:17 Brendan Eich Didn't Like Gay Marriage, Now He's Unemployed
If he's not smart enough to cover up his political contributions, he's clearly not smart enough to run a major tech company...

03/21/2014 14:09 Give It A Fucking Rest, Madonna
Would. Still. Bang. (But double bag it first.)

12/23/2013 02:22 Internet Company P.R. Chief Tweets The Last Joke Of Her Career
Is this just a ploy to distract me from the Obamacare debacle?

11/23/2013 23:27 Scarlett Johansson Turns 29, Here Are Her Boobs
Sean Penn was a -1 Benicio Del Toro in an elevator was a +1 See, it all evens out.

11/22/2013 17:33 Lady Gaga Wears Only Dirt
She's clocking in a 14:59. Time's almost up...

11/14/2013 14:00 Playboy Pretends Kate Moss Is a Big Get
"Just crank up the twilight slumber gas in his stasis chamber and tell him Barbie Benton’s here to give him a handy." That's classic.

11/02/2013 03:29 Boo Hoo, My Hot English Teacher Had Sex With Me
I woud have been banging that hard until she graduated me with honors — that's right, magna cum laude. WTF is wrong with these kids today [furiously waves cane]!

10/25/2013 16:13 Batman's Looking Pretty Jacked
I'd rather see Garner as Batman.

10/23/2013 00:47 Diddy Says His New Network Is A Big Fucking Deal
Empty hype.

09/06/2013 10:32 Madonna Is Not Behind the Military Option in Syria
Must have missed Madonna's scathing Instagram rebuke of Syria's use of chemical weapons... Or was it a tweet...?

09/05/2013 13:31 50 Shades Of Grey Fan Panties in a Bunch Over Announced Casting

08/19/2013 21:59 Madonna Dressed Like A Slutty Marie Antoinette For Her Birthday
Is that you, Lady Gaga?

08/19/2013 12:07 Lindsay Lohan Admitted What We Already Knew To Oprah (VIDEO)
She looks so natural wearing institutional orange. And O is huge these days. That is all.

08/08/2013 22:03 Rihanna Posts A Photo Of Her Butt On Instagram
To paraphrase Al Pacino, "Great ass!"

08/08/2013 19:08 Nicki Minaj Is Still So Edgy (And Topless)
Bangable. Very. (And I'm sure she's flattered.)

08/08/2013 19:05 Sanjay Gupta Is a Lying Liar Who Loves to Lie
That dude's like clearly high, but I hope he has a little chat about weed with Obama and his enforcer Eric Holder. (Though I'm sure Barry knows a thing or two about it already.)

08/08/2013 19:04 Naomi Campbell In A Bikini
Supermodel? Not any more. Totally bangable crazy sex wench? Yes.

08/08/2013 19:00 Ireland Baldwin Goes To A Tattoo Shop
I'm thinking it will be a cartoon selfish little pig, just for her dad.

05/02/2013 02:28 Ken Jeong Photobombs Kate Upton's Photo Shoot (VIDEO)
Jeong's tits are awesome.

05/02/2013 02:24 Miley Cyrus Is All Grown Up