User since: 12/16/2011 17:51
Number of posts: 94

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

04/04/2014 00:18 Brendan Eich Didn't Like Gay Marriage, Now He's Unemployed
The reason Prop 8 passed in California is because Mormons from Utah and millionaires from back east pumped millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars into getting the conservative reli

03/03/2013 04:28 Joan Rivers Compared Heidi Klum To The Holocaust
I was hoping we could get more stories about Joan Rivers. Hot damn...this new way of doing things around here is working out!

03/03/2013 04:26 Marc Anthony Is Tapping This Doughy Heiress
Tapping. Like with his finger on her shoulder? Wouldn't that get annoying?

03/03/2013 04:24 Dennis Rodman BFFs With Kim Jong-Un?
When I first started coming to this site regularly, I remember thinking, "This is really funny and I love the sarcastic wit. BUT, I sure wish they would post a lot more stuff about oppressive korean l

03/03/2013 04:20 Miss Teen Delaware Lies Like a Porn Star (VIDEO)
Another great post! This is going great!

02/26/2013 04:04 So You Want to Be a Belittled Writer....?
Why not? Can't do worse than Run-on Bill.

02/25/2013 10:47 FYI, Brendon Takes a 'Holiday' don't have to fit every idea you ever had into one sentence. I've seen Herman Melville novels that were shorter.

02/22/2013 01:48 is Scarlett Johansson engaged?
Go try another job where you actually show up and work hard. Every day. And staring at naked celebs never, ever, ever enters into your job description and if you say something off color or rude you ge

02/09/2013 18:07 Julianne Hough is considerate
ZINGGGGGGGG! And he's baaaaaack!!!!! Yeah. That was a good one. LOL!

01/17/2013 02:44 Wednesday Morning Headlines
Jack Reacher is awesome??? Wow...I mean, I've seen a lot of pay to play on these sites over the years, and ridiculously inaccurate "exclusive" reporting on your part, but calling Jack Reacher "complet

12/28/2012 04:06 the UK has a peition to make us keep Piers Morgan
Ben Affleck, Drake, Jennifer Aniston and Piers Morgan. I guess that sums up what this blog has least on the days that something gets posted. Though I have to say, at least it wasn't someth

12/26/2012 15:51 is Britney Spears getting dumped or not?
I keep forgetting this is a part time blog now.

11/20/2012 17:01 Miley's terrible haircut is now even terribler
Didn't there used to be hot chicks and wicked sarcastic humor on this site?

11/20/2012 03:57 Justin Bieber won an AMA, was a little dick about it
Thanks for another post about a guy.

11/14/2012 23:52 Channing Tatum is apparently very handsome
One post a day is more than usual. Great job! The last 4 posts: Channing Tatum Sexiest Man, Matthew McConaughey, Twitter, and Mark Wahlberg. Maybe you could write something about the guys on Bi

10/17/2012 03:05 what the hell is happening to Will Smith
Do you do this blog from Singapore or some other time zone? First post around mid afternoon. Last post sometime around when they start the nightly Seinfeld reruns. Hardly worth checking any more.

09/25/2012 01:51 Kim spent some quiet time with Kourtney, the media

09/10/2012 15:33 Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married
Wow, a post on a Monday? And before noon PST? Somebody's feeling motivated this week.

04/23/2012 15:50 by sheer coincidence, Jennifer Aniston is getting married too
It's nice to see the site back up and running at full speed again. I was worriednt.

04/19/2012 00:31 Justin Bieber is really cool, totally not a douche
2010? How about 2006.