User since: 12/17/2011 00:41
Number of posts: 24

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

01/27/2012 16:40 are Heidi Klum and Seal getting a divorce or not
No, no divorce. Their kids are too beautiful and this couple wants to do what's best for the kids. You can see the three little kiddies on the post at www.hollywoodpinata.com

01/27/2012 16:35 'Fear Factor' will be serving donkey semen
After I listened to the Demi Moore 911 tape at www.hollywoodpinata.com I thought maybe she already drank some of this shit...ha,ha,ha.

01/21/2012 16:10 January Jones is recovering nicely
Do you think she looks better than Kholey the Giant? at www.hollywoodpinata.com

01/14/2012 10:11 Kim Kardashian really knows how to dress
If those thighs get any bigger she ain't gonna be able to fit thru that door. F'in H U G E!!! Nothin' but blubber! www.hollywoodpinata.com

01/09/2012 17:04 Corey Feldman to name 2 celebrities that molested him
Chaz Bono wants a new dick at www.hollywoodpinata.com and maybe shehe should give Mr. Feldman a call.

01/09/2012 16:59 Leann Rimes trolling the mens room to steal a baby
Nice wrinkles by the crotch. Also, see story where Leanne lost her fake tits at www.hollywoodpinata.com

01/07/2012 13:40 Lady Gaga is racy
I wonder if Chaz Bono has a set of tits like the Gaga? I just read on www.hollywoodpinata.com that heshe is getting a penis transplant?

01/07/2012 13:37 screw you, Julianne Hough
Wow. I have been moving my finger cursor in and out of that chick's ass leaning over the rail of the ship to the right. I'm gonna cum soon.

01/06/2012 15:56 Shakira knows whats up
Leanne Rimes" ass shown on a post yesterday at www.hollywoodpinata.com is a better ass shot than this blubber whale ass!!!

01/05/2012 17:16 Justin Bieber had a good day
This kid is going to look like the guy in the Daddy what Mommy post from few days ago on www.hollywoodpinata.com

01/05/2012 17:02 Leann Rimes is graceful
Go to www.hollywoodpinata.com and see the Leann Rimes post from a few days ago. LMAOBT

12/20/2011 21:31 Pam Anderson still looks sorta ok in a bikini
I am a "homealonerwithaboner" and I still can't get off looking at this fake plastic surgery enhanced bimbo.

12/20/2011 21:28 its the annual Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures
Don't these broads realize that silicone filled tits look like shit!!!!! Fuckin" bullshit!!!

12/20/2011 16:24 Pam Anderson still looks sorta ok in a bikini
mourgefilla1 at www.hollywoodpinata.com is sooooo much funnier than this site don't you think Zombie?

12/20/2011 11:20 Pam Anderson still looks sorta ok in a bikini
Love the built-in raft in the upper torso. Not.

12/19/2011 22:00 Amber Heards girlfriend took topless pictures of her
Some kind of plastic surgery on that nose. Looks like a play- dough nose to me.

12/19/2011 17:10 Amber Heards girlfriend took topless pictures of her
Missin' mourgefilla1. No more funny comments here anymore. What the Fuck? Zombie man up and let us know what the fuck the deal is... right now you have no credibility.

12/19/2011 17:07 Vanessa Hudgens sends the best Christmas cards
I think I will keep my dick in my pie.

12/19/2011 14:27 Gabourey Sidibe has still got it
Looks like the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man got toasted. Hey where's the dude with www.hollywoodpinata.com He's one funny piece of shit.

12/19/2011 14:05 Britney got engaged
Hey? Is that Larry King? after a 50 million dollar operation.