User since: 12/22/2011 18:51
Number of posts: 27

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

01/14/2014 14:53 E! News Flashes 'Fun Fact' About Michael J Fox's Parkinson's
In protest Michael J Fox tweeted "SSFLJSAGJANGNASDG"

03/18/2013 10:09 Madonna Dressed Up As An Old Woman Dressed As A Boy Scout
She still hasn't learned to cover her beef strip teriyaki arms yet...

03/18/2013 10:07 The Women Are Coming to Durden
Making your pen name Willemena instead of William, makes you not a "woman writer" Ben. It does make you a bitch though. Think on that as your eat that stray Golden Graham up off of your moob a

03/15/2013 14:02 Leon's Getting Larger
I think it's "The fog is getting thicker....And Leon's getting "laaarger" "

03/15/2013 13:59 I Guess Jesus Is A Good Wingman
Just don't let him handle the M&Ms....

03/15/2013 13:53 I Guess Jesus Is A Good Wingman
Jesus is an excellent wingman, as he knows all about taking one for the team.

03/15/2013 13:49 Leon's Getting Larger
She looks like a tube of Pillsbury EZ bake biscuits.

03/15/2013 13:47 Lil Wayne Can't Stop/Won't Stop...Having Seizures
Fucking magic marker maori snag-mouthed hobbit.

03/15/2013 11:09 These Twin Hookers Are Retiring
Maybe there's a novelty to sticking it to twin lunch ladies, but I've got myself a week old grilled cheese sandwich right here and its saving me a flight to Amsterdam. These chicks have seen more d

03/15/2013 10:43 Lena Dunham Doesn't Want To Be A Victoria's Secret Model
Yeah, yeah, that one, I want to wear the dress that CSI can map the tire tread from. And the ink on her shoulder looks like snatch from the The Gods Must Be Crazy.

03/15/2013 10:19 Dave Navarro Is Just Hanging Out
My thoughts exactly RangerLG, we could make it interesting and talk about how many use a wedge of lemon as a "kick-back," so when they bite down during their death toss, the sourness of the lemon is e

03/14/2013 16:28 I Take Back Every Mean Thing I Ever Took Back About Chelsea Clinton
My cat could eat a scrabble set and shit out a more informative and entertaining post.

03/13/2013 16:18 Bieber Had A Rough Week In Europe
You messed up, this is a screencap from the Ellen Degeneres show.

03/13/2013 13:55 Miley Cyrus Single and Sad
Once she knocks off another fuel depot and straps a few more guys onto the front of her thunderdome war wagon, she may feel a bit better, I always find it does for me.

03/13/2013 13:54 Kim Kardashian Gets Bloody Money Shot
A Kardashian with bodily fluids on her face is status quo.

03/12/2013 14:19 How To Pick The Next Pope
You failed to mention the white smoke. Smoke is a great gimmick to boost the mystique of a situation, look what it did for the capture of Christopher Dorner.

03/12/2013 11:42 Why Do Fucked Up Famous People Still Get Nice Memorials?
Hi! What we're looking for here is to take a culturally relevant topic - usually at the expense of someone who thinks their life is (and it probably is) better than our own and then we tear them down

03/11/2013 22:35 Justin Bieber Restrained Because He's One Bad-Ass Buttercup
Lick-It, appreciate the support - but in looking around, I wasn't the first to think of it, even though I didn't knowingly rip it off. There's even some half-decent photoshops. I'm just a working s

03/11/2013 15:52 Learn To Write Nasty From The Writer Of "Fifty Shades Of Grey"
She looks like Travolta in drag.

03/11/2013 14:45 Justin Bieber Restrained Because He's One Bad-Ass Buttercup
That's just Bieber being put into his car seat.