Not A Puppet REALLY
User since: 01/24/2012 00:12
Number of posts: 9235




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

11/06/2013 11:20 Kate Upton Can't Fool Me With That Hat
Baby take off your coat Real slow Take off your shoes I'll take off your shoes Baby, take off your dress Yes, yes, yes You can leave your hat on You can leave your hat on You can leav

11/06/2013 11:18 Kate Upton Can't Fool Me With That Hat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pruYLmuEbjg

11/05/2013 15:23 Somali Pirates Buzzkilled by Britney Spears
Maybe they're reminded to furiously jerk off and the boats lose steering coordination.....

11/05/2013 15:22 Kris Jenner: Would You Like to Buy My Daughters Photoshoot
I'd pork her....but then again....I LIKE porkin'......

11/05/2013 11:49 Miley Cyrus Is Sorry That She Twerked Liam Hemsworth Away
I will fill up her empty cu*nt..... ....her empty head??? That's for someone else....

11/04/2013 15:00 Lady Gaga Flashes Her Pubes Onstage Then Cries for London
Chunky......muy chunky....

10/31/2013 09:38 Miley Cyrus Is Lil Kim For Halloween
I can't argue against a chick showing off her tits....as little as they may be....

10/30/2013 13:37 Kim Kardashian Thinks About Her Snatch More Than You Do
Kim Kardashian Thinks About Her Snatch More Than You Do" .......We'll be the judge(s)....after all...there are plenty of samples in the interwebz....

10/30/2013 13:35 Kim Kardashian Thinks About Her Snatch More Than You Do
You guys are on fire with the comments today...

10/30/2013 12:25 Dina Lohan Is Managing Ali Lohan's Music Career
As far as a musical career goes....at least Dina can teach Ali "skin-flute"..

10/29/2013 18:59 Camille Grammer's Got Cougaring Problems
Trying....trying.......trying.... ...but NO....!! ...could NOT care less.....

10/29/2013 18:54 Selena Gomez in A Bikini
She is fu*cking delicioso............ ...muy muy muy......

10/25/2013 13:30 Katy Perry Keeps Locks Of Taylor Swift And Miley Cyrus' Hair
Pussy hair, I should hope.....

10/25/2013 12:57 Lady Gaga Continues To Champion Impotence
Is that a "dirty Sanchez"?

10/24/2013 14:44 Pauly D Wanted His Baby Aborted...Maybe
Maybe someone should not get an abortion after a "one night stand"....but they sure as hell should not get an 18 year annuity......

10/24/2013 10:26 Brandi Glanville Knows How To Class A Party Up
Who?

02/18/2012 23:50 Mel Gibson was invited to Whitneys funeral
Harleydavidson.....@20:24 ....that was fucking funny

01/23/2012 20:21 Cameron Diaz is scaring the French now
Oh well...... ....I'm off to make some Mac and Cheese.......and have added the delightful amuse-bouche of "tater-tots" to this family favorite.....

01/23/2012 20:18 Cameron Diaz is scaring the French now
I'm a new poster here.......but for some reason my profile seems littered with old comments...... Cum Donor to Celebs 04/29/2009 09:45 They should dismiss this case…. …that bitch grabbed his

01/23/2012 20:15 Cameron Diaz is scaring the French now
I'm good with swollen things.