PunkA
User since: 01/26/2012 21:49
Number of posts: 49




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

05/15/2013 15:45 My Lifestyle Choice: I Proactively Cut Off My Nads
Immediately thereafter, your nuts got donated to the Guinness Museum. Smallest human ball sack in history. You were hung like a gerbil. Better you did cut them off then suffer the humiliation of

05/14/2013 15:33 Angelina Jolie Removes Both Her Boobs
Sounds like Jack doesn't know Jack $h!t about Jolie. She got her boobs removed, then added some +2, so she now sports a fake rake. Probably some nice D's. That's an upgrade.

04/30/2013 12:34 Mike Wallace's Tweet About Gays is Pretty Fucking Gay
Am I the only one that finds it ironic that some NFL player who makes anti-gay tweets has this as part of his twitter header: N Somebodys Endzone!!! Sounds like he is down with some buttsex to

03/05/2013 16:27 Justin Bieber Booed When He Should Be Bricked
Not only are the writers shit here, they are stupid as well.

02/28/2013 19:41 Your Emails Are Being Read!
More tits. More Asian porn star fetish jokes. More cutting yet concise humor. I'm still waiting on the concise part.

02/28/2013 18:44 Erin Heatherton Doesn't Belong In Mexico City
If you have to use "Therefore" In a blog post to let us know the punchline, you suck. Never use Therefore in a blog. This isn't a 12th grade English paper you jack yewt.

02/28/2013 18:43 Morrissey Still An Obnoxious Pussy
Dropping multiple F-bombs in a post does not make it more edgy. It is a lazy crutch when you can't come up with something more witty or cutting. Only think being murdered in that post was this bl

02/27/2013 20:19 Sex Dolls Won't Really Catch On Til They Look Like This
the blemish is where it is at now. Good writing peeps. Low traffic.

02/27/2013 19:24 Sex Dolls Won't Really Catch On Til They Look Like This
Waist up she is perfect. Pretty face. But she got some chunk in those thighs.

02/27/2013 15:00 Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order
Sometimes you "row". Geeze, UK paper, try harder to not look like you made up your quote,--which they did. Americans don;t use the word "row" to describe a fight, Brits do. Fake quote FAIL.

02/27/2013 14:58 Miss Teen Delaware Is An Inspiration To Us All
She looks like a nice lay. Now go buy some tits, and you'll hit it it big.

02/27/2013 12:46 Someone Hit Harry Styles In The Balls With A Shoe
Pretty good aim for such a small target. Maybe the kid can play QB for the Cowboys?

02/27/2013 12:27 Kanye West Still > Everyone Else
Not a bad effort Travis. A little too wordy, but had some decent slams in there. That Kanye-Kardashian baby is going to be the spawn of Satan mentioned in the book of Revelations.

02/26/2013 19:52 Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Almost Lost in Fire
The baby is gonna just slide on out. No contractions required. That b!tch has a looser who-ha than the penny slots in Vegas. Drops out as much disease too.

02/26/2013 19:49 Kate Upton Doesn't Need No Airbrushing
Perfect woman from the neck down. But her hair does look like a nice place to drop a load.

02/26/2013 19:47 kate-upton-cleavy-on-jimmy-fallon-07
She is perfect from the neck down. Nice hair too. Great for dumping my jizz in.

02/26/2013 15:27 Adrianne Palicki Was the Best 25-Year Old High School Student Ever
She has man face. Not for Buckiewheat

02/26/2013 14:22 It's Always Better to Be Hot Than Not
So now Bill finds Bieber attractive. Ok.

02/26/2013 14:04 Kim Kardashian Had Sex On Camera. Again.
Even Buckwheat wouldn't bang this cockgobbler. And Buckwheat loves him a slut. He just wants a slut with more self esteem. No a chick to piss on.

02/25/2013 18:32 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
Wow. the writing on this site sucks nard. Try being more concise Bill and Collin and whatever other dolts are writing. It's like they hired to newsroom idiots from TMZ to write this shit.