Sirlongfarts
User since: 02/29/2012 19:45
Number of posts: 59




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

10/08/2013 15:08 Carmen Electra Posts Photos Of Herself In A Bikini
Most older guys can't rock it for more than 5 minutes or without a pill so it stands to reason.

10/02/2013 11:29 Paris Hilton's New Song Sounds Awful (VIDEO)
Her eyes are getting closer together. One of the most not attractive celebrities I've seen.

03/06/2013 23:07 Paul Bearer R.I.P.
I don't get the story...is someone actually dead or ? . Aaaaaaand I'm done. Goodbye wwtdd.com It was a great 14 years. Everyday for 14 years. I tried, I really did.

02/05/2013 14:44 Jennifer Lawrence's dress did not rip at the SAG Awards
I HAVE BEEN A READER EVERYDAY SINCE 1999. Whoever writes for this site has kept me coming back EVERY SINGLE DAY for 14 years. I don't know what kind of insider he is to this industry or where he "real

12/19/2012 15:19 eagles are majestic, will steal your children
Those Eagles do that shit to cats ALL THE TIME.

12/19/2012 13:37 John Travolta sings with Olivia Newton John, isnt gay at all
@ mandwarf: ...and because he's had more sex with men than Olivia Newton John at this point...

12/10/2012 17:36 Lindsay is selling her old clothes for cash now
Up until now it's been fun watching her flail around, but I'm not sure someone selling their clothes qualifies them as entertainment anymore.

12/07/2012 13:25 Paris Hilton spoke at the European School Of Economics awards
I can't believe they'd either ask or agree to have that thing "speak". That organiztion must be a joke.

12/07/2012 12:36 Taylor Swift even more annoying when beatboxing
That whole thing was a fuckin mess. I feel sorry for the writers...

12/05/2012 16:53 John Travolta sings with Olivia Newton John, isnt gay at all
I can really relate to flying my personal jet home for Christmas and landing in the driveway of my Mom's/Wife's house...

12/05/2012 03:38 'the Hobbit' is getting mixed reviews
"have more gay characters than ‘Project Runway" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

12/01/2012 03:15 Megan Fox just snapped right back
Really dude? I assume you're talking about her ass that's crammed into a girdle - which still isn't too bad - but her face! Holy shit she's jammed it full of shit. She right around the corner from a N

11/28/2012 02:40 Brad Pitt has been giving away lots of money again
He is cool...not aging like a fine wine though...

11/20/2012 17:05 this is supposed to be Madonna
Go the Facebook page...the comments are fucking hilarious. My favorite: "Fuck you bitch Grandma".

11/19/2012 21:27 Christina Aguilera just keeps getting fatter
Someone with all that money and spotlight living must just want to be fat.

10/17/2012 13:08 Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are getting married this week
2 Uglies.

10/17/2012 02:23 Hulk Hogan filed a $100M lawsuit over his sex tape
Celebrities remain gross and so do their lawyer's toups.

10/12/2012 16:25 the internets most popular uppercut has arrived
She hit him first. Self defense. Case closed.

10/04/2012 13:15 Rihanna and Chris Brown had a date last night
Two people who truly deserve each other.

10/03/2012 16:13 this is supposed to be Cameron Diaz
Pathetic and desperate pictures. Set flash to "on" and shove the camera up her hole for god sake. This is cheap, jump the shark material. I'm embarrassed for her. Sad.