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User since: 03/03/2012 01:33
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Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

09/18/2012 13:19 Selena Gomez is easily relaxed
That may be the best picture I have ever seen. Obviously, I am imagining what that perfect little puss looks like. Puppet! Clean up your mess in aisle 3!

09/13/2012 16:48 X Factor ratings are down 32 percent
Both bitches in that picture be fucking crazy. Britney is too.

09/13/2012 12:47 Alison Pill accidentally put a topless picture on twitter

I don't even know who this is and refuse to google it.

09/11/2012 17:06 Kelly Brook has a new calendar
I will give you a hand, Jackie my boy.

09/11/2012 14:58 Kelly Brook has a new calendar
Open door, slam head in it. Repeat, repeat, repeat.

09/11/2012 12:35 Jay Leno took a 50 percent pay cut
Take me to your leader.

09/05/2012 13:10 Kanye agrees: Kim is only famous for her sex tape
I doubt KWhore will ever even know since we just stares at shiny objects and is like yeah and um totally like sure and stuff and yeah. ....and on the other side Kanye thinks everyone else thinks h

09/04/2012 23:12 this is supposed to be Nicole Kidman
yabba dabba dooo!

09/04/2012 13:51 Jennifer Lopez is bashful
two posts 1 theme. . . . dumb bitches

09/04/2012 11:33 Kim Kardashian can't get a star on the Walk of Fame
FUCK. OFF. PIG.

08/29/2012 18:16 John Travoltas gay lover has an interview
Travolta has a large bush. Fuck the guy that posted this picture! I don't even know who runs this place anymore. Somedays, I swear it is Gilbert Godfrey.

08/29/2012 13:17 naturally, Lindsay will not be prosecuted
I just came inside a teenage girl.

08/28/2012 20:39 naturally, Lindsay will not be prosecuted
Is this thing on?!

08/28/2012 19:41 Skullcandy hired Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton
fickle fackle drink my spackle

08/28/2012 16:33 Skullcandy hired Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton
Kate Upton is not that hot. Chrissy is a different beast entirely. Skullcandy, is based in SLC. Fuck Mormons.

08/28/2012 13:36 Tony Scott has been cremated
::peeks head in door and leaves:::

08/27/2012 16:04 Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up
I don't see any looting going on.

08/27/2012 13:34 Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up
Pickles, did you have sex with any homosapiens this wknd?

08/24/2012 20:45 Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up
Speaking of dogs, I just got bit by a fucking wiener dog. I hate those fuckers, why the fuck did I try to pet it? Why did our AVIs get deleted? WHAT THE FUCK!?!

08/24/2012 18:57 Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up
Thanks, Shiss. Where the fuck is everyone today? ***takes off pants and sits on P epper's lazy boy naked***