The Black
User since: 03/15/2012 16:01
Number of posts: 57

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

01/10/2014 16:36 More From....Judd Apatow Prances to the Defense of Lena Dunham's Fat Naked Ass
Wow, their knee jerk reactions to the question are pretty telling. The real answer: We think it gives us cheap street cred with our target audience: pseudo intellectual fugglies, who are sick and tire

01/08/2014 14:01 Shia LaBeouf Is Plagiarizing Again
Has it occurred to you that these two d-bags (Lebarf and Clowes) are in kahootz, and that this is all just a big publicity scheme to get the movie and the comic books more press?

08/28/2012 14:46 Rosie O'Donnell got married
So clearly the author of this "blog" now hates his/her readers. There is no other explanation for this post.

08/27/2012 14:30 Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up
You guys are all acting like a bunch of ni**ers.

07/27/2012 11:48 Kate Upton is photogenic
She is hot, but this photographer sucks. He must be gay, or a woman. It looks like cheesy 80's photography. The is nothing beautiful about harsh shadows when it exposes the imperfections in her skin.

07/24/2012 11:59 heres the first POS suing over the Dark Knight Rises shooting
There your laws, deal with them. Too bad he can't sue the gun makers too.

07/20/2012 14:20 'Dark Knight' shooter dyed his hair red, said he was the Joker
Maybe he was going for ronald McDonald. He's way more of a mass murderer than the Joker.

07/20/2012 14:14 Jessica Gomes is in a bikini
you forgot to mention she was tubby and flat.

07/16/2012 13:35 people really like 'The Dark Knight Rises'
Nice of you to mention sources that can easily be bought by a big budget marketing campaign.

07/02/2012 14:35 you'll never guess why Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise
Observer, Stockton's situation is totally different than the issue of federal spending. Stockton doesn't have control over it's own money supply, just like Greece. The federal US government does have

07/02/2012 13:27 you'll never guess why Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise
In short, reducing aggregate demand during a recession by cutting spending is criminally stupid.

07/02/2012 12:53 you'll never guess why Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise
Hey, look at that! All the red states are bleeding us dry. Who would'a thunk it?

07/02/2012 12:51 you'll never guess why Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise
It entertaining to listen to people talk about balancing the budget. You have no idea what you are talking about.

06/28/2012 13:56 better Kate Upton GQ pictures are here
It's too bad that all the gheys that run the model industry think she is sub-par. She is an outstanding role model of hot youthful sluttyness.

06/25/2012 17:15 its Jenny McCarthys new Playboy cover
Guest Writer #3 is still learning the reins.

06/25/2012 12:45 its the 'Taken 2' trailer
Brilliant arrogance has way better photography(and bitches), i wonder what happened to the ol' chap who used to spam us with those links. God bless him.

06/19/2012 12:19 Alec Baldwin punched another photographer today
Uh, oh. she's back writing again. Damn you B.

06/19/2012 11:46 Lindsay found unconscious in her hotel room
Nutt, I'm not allowed to upload avis, because B knows have access to pictures of his sister having sex with a lama.

06/19/2012 11:42 Lindsay found unconscious in her hotel room
B, this is what you get for dating a pornstar. Don't say I didn't warn you! I'm saying we get another apology/post by the end of the day.

06/18/2012 20:05 Lindsay found unconscious in her hotel room
What's happening Mr. Nutt!? No updates? Well, at least we can be thankful that they apparently canned the replacement hack/writer.