User since: 05/09/2012 01:38
Number of posts: 32

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

07/02/2013 11:55 Jourdan Dunn Was Fired By Dior Because Her Small Boobs Are Too Big
Meh, black girls don't get called back for modeling shoots, white dudes don't get called back for NBA tryouts. And the world just keeps spinnin'.

06/28/2013 14:27 Audrina Partridge And Terrell Owens Were At The Miss Hooters Pageant
Yo that was actually pretty funny, nicely done.

03/05/2013 03:42 Britney Spears' Ass Is Not As Exciting As It Used to Be
Things Brittany's ass and this site now have in common.

02/25/2013 17:19 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
Btw, congrats to "colin" for being the funniest of the substitute writers, which i guess puts you in the same stratosphere as "the best replacement official from last football season" or the "friendli

02/25/2013 17:10 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
Have you ever heard of a run-on sentence? This is the most unfunny pile of shit I have ever had the misfortune of reading on this site. Fire this chode, please.

12/15/2012 13:09 Marissa Miller had a baby
That was excellent

11/30/2012 14:59 Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room
Hey pug, you only have to click submit once you stupid motherfucker.

11/29/2012 19:28 Nicole Kidman is spooky
I mean fuck sre you sure shes still spooky? That was days ago, she could be bronze and fucking sassy at this point. In case the point of this was missed, UPDATE THE PAGE!

11/15/2012 10:21 Channing Tatum is apparently very handsome
One homerotic post per day fuck it yolo

11/07/2012 18:55 Lady Gaga needs less attractive friends
Both are kinda gross. Gaga's distorting ur perception of the fat on bro. Even if u add their 1-10 ratings, they're still not a 10.

11/05/2012 20:32 Sam Worthington arrested, maced in Atlanta
*trifecta of effeminate sadness. FIFY

10/26/2012 19:02 Justin Timberlakes $6.5M wedding took time to mock the homeless
Btw, what's up with all the homo-erotic imagery? Shirtless Chris Brown pulling his pants down followed by a paragraph about sticking dynamite in Timberlake's asshole. The fuck?

10/26/2012 18:58 Justin Timberlakes $6.5M wedding took time to mock the homeless
So this douche and that piece of shit Chris Brown are carrying us into the weekend, nice. Very noticable lack of tits. One hot chick post followed by a bevy of posts about douchey dudes with their shi

10/16/2012 18:17 what the hell is happening to Will Smith
He's subbing in for Obama in the debate tonight.

10/15/2012 16:40 Taylor Momsen may or may not be naked
It's a trick to get you to sit thru spoken word. Jesus, that shit is horrible, and no amount of 7s being fake naked will ever change that.

08/29/2012 19:20 John Travoltas gay lover has an interview
What in the name of fuck?

08/28/2012 21:28 Skullcandy hired Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton
1 post outta what, 5? hitting your target demographic...solid...

08/28/2012 15:40 Rosie O'Donnell got married
Firebombs all around.

08/28/2012 15:37 Lindsay is blaming "the black kid" again
Hopefully Suge Knight's fo-fo will chiggity check this ho.

08/28/2012 13:04 Lindsay is a suspect in two new crimes
Two days for a Blowhan post...standard fare i guess.