Honkey Dong
User since: 05/25/2012 02:46
Number of posts: 269

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

11/30/2013 23:30 Max George From Boy Band The Wanted Now Boning Nina Agdal
I've heard of Nina Agdal. Not much, but at least something. I've never heard of Max George From Boy Band The Wanted Now.

07/07/2013 23:05 The Shannon Twins In Bikinis
It's one thing for a chick to have enough ass to keep your balls up off the sheets, but with these two, I think my fear of heights would kick in.

07/02/2013 23:14 Kaley Cuoco Getting Shtupped by Superman
What does a man really want in a woman? His cock.

06/30/2013 22:27 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In Spandex
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is okay. She's no Kate Upton, but she's better than Rosie O'Donnell.

05/23/2013 23:04 Joe Francis Wanted to Shoot the Retards That Found Him Guilty (But Changed His Mind)
He looks like a retard. The jury should take pity on him for that.

04/10/2013 22:59 Jenna Jameson Brass Knuckles Her She-Male Assistant
When did Apple start selling the iFist?

02/24/2013 00:06 is Scarlett Johansson engaged?
Uh, yeah... what they said, goddammit! I feel strongly about this, whatever it is! Personally, I'm still waiting for the nipple/lip slips, but that's just me.

02/06/2013 23:49 And here we are...
I think we should begin the new era of WWTDD by banning commenters who cross some unseen line! Wait... what? Oh, we've already been there, done that. My bad!

01/25/2013 23:58 Friday Afternoon Headlines
Kate Upton makes my tongue stiff!

10/09/2012 22:35 Christina Aguilera really knows how to dress
This is more fun than a barrel of Obamas!

09/11/2012 22:39 its the Joanna Krupa bikini car wash
Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named "Lucille". My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.

08/22/2012 16:31 Taylor Swift crashed a Kennedy wedding, refused to leave
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys? And how did they miss so many of them?"

08/22/2012 13:21 Miranda Kerr is frolicking in a bikini
I would dump my current girlfriend for Miranda Kerr. As you can prolly tell, my current girlfriend isn't Kate Upton.

08/22/2012 12:00 Avril Lavigne is engaged to Chad Kroeger of Nickelback
It must be a Canadian thing, eh you hosers!

08/21/2012 22:37 afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan
Nut and Gil went fishing too?

08/21/2012 16:49 Kelly Brook is in lingerie
I hope this one becomes a "Crowd Favorite", because Kelly has some sweet titties.

08/21/2012 15:51 no one has any idea who the new American Idol judges are
It doesn't really matter who the judges are, the show will still suck.

08/21/2012 13:28 Tony Scotts family says he did not have brain cancer
Sounds to me like Tony Scott was just tired of making movies with Denzel Washington.

08/21/2012 11:32 afternoon headlines
You know we are just minutes away from a "Lindsay Lohan Stole Some Shit" post. That's a warning to those of you eating.

08/20/2012 23:49 afternoon headlines
At your funeral they'll say, "I don't understand it! He died broke! He left nothing for us! Why the fuck does he have that huge grin on his face??"