User since: 06/07/2012 19:52
Number of posts: 23
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
05/23/2013 20:04 Helen Flanagan Uses Boobs To Save Animals
That is a nice thing to use one's boobs for. Or is that, "A nice thing for which to use one's boobs"?
05/11/2013 18:55 Carmen Ortega Barely in a Bikini
I have never heard of Carmen Ortega, but she is clearly very talented and also a good person.
05/08/2013 15:54 Wade Robson Says Michael Jackson Touched His Pee Pee, For Real This Time
Really? You give a shit? Why?
04/29/2013 15:48 Doutzen Kroes Is A Good Swimmer
This girl is obviously very talented.
02/20/2013 14:01 Katherine Webb was on "Celebrity Diving"
"Largely unremarkable," he remarked.
10/29/2012 09:02 Jessica Simpsons dad is gay (allegedly)
He may be gay, but his daughter's tits sure aren't!
10/10/2012 10:09 Christina Aguilera really knows how to dress
Whatever. I'd let her touch it.
10/08/2012 16:42 Gabrielle Anwar is disapointing
I have to agree with you on this one. I want to think she's hot. I studied the pics. She's not hot. Mind you, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. But I wouldn't let her leave through the front door e
10/04/2012 08:46 this is supposed to be Cameron Diaz
Whatever. I'd let her touch it.
10/01/2012 14:00 Jessica Simpson tried to get lap-band surgery
Jessica Simpson never looked so hot!
10/01/2012 13:56 Justin Bieber threw up on stage
I feel totally confident in saying that that video shows Bieber at his absolute best.
09/26/2012 09:16 Joanna Krupa saved a lost dog
This woman has my vote for "Greatest Large Breasted Saint of All Time".
09/06/2012 12:07 Kate Middletons cousin seems nice
If only all royalty was that awesome.
09/05/2012 11:58 Jennifer Lopez is bashful
You can be as negative as you want about that quivering pile of ass she's trying to hide. I would still dip my wick in it.
09/04/2012 13:06 Kim Kardashian can't get a star on the Walk of Fame
Looks like she didn't have any trouble getting a slice of pizza on the walk of fame.
08/30/2012 12:58 Lindsay banned from Chateau Marmont, still terrible at lying
Rich, self-important scum bag. I can't wait until we find out about her sucking dick for pocket change behind the porno theater in which Fred Willard was busted for wackin' it.
08/28/2012 15:46 Lindsay is blaming "the black kid" again
David Duke must be her PR guy.
08/08/2012 07:53 joanna_krupa_bikini_sister_marta_beach_santa_monica_august_7_2012_13
Woohoo! Nip Slip!
07/31/2012 15:58 bar_refaeli_twitter_catsuit_july_31_2012_3
Is she from the future?
07/27/2012 13:53 Madonna was boo'd, called a slut by her own fan club
At least she didn't attack them with her nipple like she did in Turkey.








