Angry_spastic
User since: 06/15/2012 17:35
Number of posts: 13




Last 13 pearl of wisdom:

12/11/2013 13:53 Aubrey O'Day is Looking Pretty Good
I would spend 1,000 years being digested in her great Sarlacc pit.

12/05/2013 12:40 Anais Zanotti in A Thong on Miami Beach
I would Snuffle her Upagus.

12/05/2013 12:38 Paul Walker Had a Young Girlfriend, Really Young
"ladies with the new car smell" is probably the funniest thing Lex has ever written. That is equal parts win and fail.

10/17/2013 16:29 Is This "Cheeky Cherokee" Costume Racist Or Just Slutty?
In order to make a proper ethical determination, I must see the "cheeks". So spin around and lets see the keister, pronto Tonto.

10/17/2013 11:37 Emily Ratajkowski Poses Topless For The November Issue GQ Magazine
Woodberry

10/17/2013 11:37 Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Finally Released Their Duet (VIDEO)
C-Nux, this is why nobody likes or respects you

10/17/2013 11:35 You're Not the Worst Person In the World, The Shitstain Who Tormented Rebecca Sedwick Is
This story shouldn't be used as a platform to whine about Lex's moderation-faggotry, there are plenty of other stories where that is evident. Instead this article should be used as a healing point wh

10/17/2013 11:30 Nina Agdal Models Bikinis For Beach Bunny
Like the fist of an angry god crushing a mountain...

10/17/2013 11:27 Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt To Have Aura Baby
Looks like the Pratt ate all her liposuctioned fat

10/17/2013 11:25 Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Back To Pre-Baby Size
Looks like you would need two firehoses and an elephant brush to clean that crevice.

10/04/2013 14:18 Dad Disowns His Daughter to Show How Tolerant He Is
That was awfully sweet of your Grandpappy, Lex. Good thing he saved your from being cast out, onto the streets, resigned to a homeless life of hobo-c0cksucking behind the bowling alley in exchange fo

06/15/2012 16:49 I appreciate the effort, Jennifer Lawrence
2 => Pink 1 => Stink

06/15/2012 13:40 Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)
I always wondered what a spear wound looked like. Good to know.