MacDaddyUser since: 09/01/2012 02:04
Number of posts: 2597
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
05/17/2013 11:34 The Howe Twins Are Entrepreneurial
I do not understand the appeal. These two are fugly.
Also, my 97 year old grandmother called and she wants her penciled-in eyebrows back!
05/16/2013 09:54 Carrie Underwood Is Still Good Looking
Carrie Givesmewood is the hottest girl to come from American Idol.
Katharine McPhee is a close second, but she was actually a little heavy on that show. Didn't lose the weight until after and now s
05/15/2013 15:18 My Lifestyle Choice: I Proactively Cut Off My Nads
I'm only surprised that you had any balls to begin with! That's the real shocker!
05/14/2013 13:44 Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini
Hayden is sexy a fu*ck!!! Just look at that firm perfect A$$. When she rides your co*ck, her pu*ssy acts like a piston and does all the work while she just reads a magazine!
05/13/2013 11:12 Ashley Benson Should Attend Every Festival
sure she's cute, but I see hundreds of girls like this on the street!
She's no big deal and I doubt she'll amount to much.
05/10/2013 17:17 Kate Upton in Vogue Magazine
Cheif1719:
I will hunt you down and destroy you for such blasphemy against my beautiful Kate!
05/10/2013 17:15 Carmen Ortega Barely in a Bikini
Big Ole Fat Titties. But has the FAT ASS to match!
05/08/2013 12:54 Courtney Stodden Loses Out to Teen Mom's Ass
OK the last line cracked me up.
She just recently tried to get into a convention party I was attending in Vegas this past weekend. She was denied at the door! "Investors only Bitch!" (True Story) (
05/07/2013 15:30 Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom DVD Giveaway
I want to see it, but don't have twitter
05/07/2013 14:38 Vanessa Hudgens Skirt Fell Down
she was 18 in the cell phone pics!
05/07/2013 13:05 Thank God For Kate Upton
The Rumors are True. Kate and I are dating!
05/06/2013 13:30 Farrah Abraham Back Door Teen Mom Sneak Peek (VIDEO)
I'll watch this as long as I get it for free!
05/03/2013 14:16 Alice Eve Kills Trekkies
Hell...look her up under, "Crossing Over, Alice Eve nude scenes"
05/01/2013 13:22 Jennifer Aniston Bested by Angelina Once More
I would Fu*ck Aniston until she was a pounded out puddle of goo on my bed before I would ever think of fu*cking Jolie!
Two words: Billy Bob!!
04/17/2013 13:17 Rachel Bilson In A Bikini In Barbados
she's going to burn those sweet little titties!
04/15/2013 16:44 Aubrey Plaza Pulls An Obvious Publicity Stunt (VIDEO)
never heard of her. Also, didn't even know MTV still did awards
04/10/2013 20:28 Diddy is Plowing Kate Upton
That was me she was making out with and had dinner with. I just had a Tan.
04/05/2013 10:26 Amanda Cerny And Ciara Price Have No Pants (VIDEO)
Ciara Price is F*CKING GORGEOUS on camera and in person!
I've seen her at the gym sans make-up and bed-head and she is still smoking hot.
Awesome personality as well. Happily strikes up a conve
04/05/2013 09:26 Ryan Lochte Wants To Make A Sex Tape With Ray J
Kate Upton is MINE!
04/04/2013 17:19 Amy Markham Knows Her Bikini Is Too Small
No f*cking clue who this girl is, but I have taken it upon myself to decide to f*ck her!
