Maybe_Observer
User since: 09/06/2012 15:57
Number of posts: 13508




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

03/22/2014 13:54 Lindsay Lohan Sex List Still Dripping Out
Wow....it seems guys will f*u*ck any halfway decent looking chick and just move on.....

03/20/2014 10:47 Restaurant Receipt Inspirational Notes Are What's Wrong With America
This only matters if those waitresses had nice tits....

03/19/2014 13:07 Lady Gaga Got Puked On and Demi Lovato Doesn't Like the Aftertaste
Looks more like Nikelodean slime than real puke........ Semen is the face is a well-recognized and lauded art form, DrainBammage...... ...and Two Girls, One Cup?? Still making money...

03/10/2014 12:26 Nicki Minaj Is Completely Natural
I was hoping her tits would look better..... ...oh well....back to synth-pop early 80s style

03/10/2014 11:44 Katy Perry Has No Game Whatsoever
So...TSIGP.....you're recommending a three-some? Great idea....

03/06/2014 18:35 12 Years a Slave Has Ended Racism
..but what about Mandingo?

03/06/2014 16:43 Behold The Justin Bieber Piss Video
Knowing Bieber has a dick is a billion times more than I care to hear about...

03/06/2014 16:43 Who's That Pretty Lady Out For A Bite To Eat?
I've always loved her..... ....and I'm grateful she finally showed her tits.......the rest of Hollywood could take notes on that topic...

02/10/2014 15:03 Shia LaBeouf Is Important
BRING BACK THE AVATARS.....!!

02/10/2014 15:02 Shia LaBeouf Is Important
A synonym for "douche-bag" can now be "labeouf-bag" ...or "sh*it-bag can become "Shia-bag".....

02/10/2014 15:01 Shia LaBeouf Is Important
It may be a "performance"....but I doubt it is "art"

02/07/2014 15:59 Miley Cyrus Goes to Germany and Takes Her Clothes Off
At least she is on track to her best use as a celeb.....

02/03/2014 14:55 Woody Allen Says He's No Kiddy Fiddler
The entire affair is rather creepy, even if not illegal. ...ass-fu*cking a seven year old whilst she plays with her brother's train set is "not illegal"........???? ...That is the kind

01/29/2014 17:53 Kanye Gives $250,000 to the Kid He Beat Up
Raymond K Hessel........ ......would you lube him? ...or give him the coffee grounds like in "Rectify"..?

01/29/2014 17:39 Kanye Might've Assaulted a Teenager Who Said Racist Things to Kim
Beylerbey..... “Also, that bit about ‘stupid slut’ might be defensible under the truth can’t be libel axiom.” Then so can the other part, genius. The part about "lover" would be laug

01/29/2014 17:34 Oh No, Poor Selena Gomez
I'll fu*ck her....if she really needs it.... ...heck knows I NEED it....

01/29/2014 17:33 Kanye Gives $250,000 to the Kid He Beat Up
"Rapper punches"??? ....more like hissy-slaps....... ...but for 250K I'd let him tousle my hair.....

01/20/2014 15:24 Emily Ratajkowski Flashes Her Top From a 280Z
She flashes her eighteen year old nipples at celebjihad....

01/17/2014 15:00 Kaley Cuoco's New Husband Is a Romantic
With Kaley Cuoco's fabulous tits and bubble-butt ass......... ....I'd tattoo her name everywhere..............though maybe just in henna......

01/16/2014 14:51 Brittany Norwood Is Having Arian Foster's Bastard Baby
When did miscegnation become legal in Texas...???