Scallywag
User since: 09/22/2012 16:21
Number of posts: 11




Last 11 pearl of wisdom:

05/01/2013 13:48 Kim Kardashian Is Charitable, I'm Not Surprised
Is Chi Chi suddenly hating life cause he suddenly realized when he made Kim-Ho pregnant he also made lassoed a umbilical cord around his leg and the paparazzi? Or maybe Chi Chi knows as an uber man it

03/21/2013 12:19 FOX Is Making An OJ Simpson Miniseries
Because if the glove does not fit you must acquit that bixch’- you may now cry for your local football hero.... http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2013/03/oj-simpson-will-soon-be-a-sleazy-miniseries-o

01/23/2013 20:14 Bieber got high, banged a nurse, lost Selena Gomez
But the best part is our hero keeping all his clothes on. Mimi for her part has offered no comment. Can anyone guess why? Poor Chi Chi.... http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2013/01/justin-bieber-g

01/10/2013 12:55 Lindsay steals jewelry from old ladies now
1800 LINDSAY LOHAN EVERYTHING I WANT IS EVERYTHING I TAKE…. http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2013/01/oh-really-lindsay-lohan-planned-to-swap-elizabeth-taylor-bracelet-with-fake-one/

12/29/2012 10:51 Nick Stahl was masturbating in a porn store
Kids, I’m going to cry not fair. What’s the point of viewing booths if collective heroes like Nick can’t simply relieve themselves and enjoy the heightened affairs taking place there in front of him a

12/18/2012 13:15 Lindsay can be hired for private parties now
And for a moment every 13 year old Jewish boy and girl thought they'd be doing lines with their collective hero in Uncle Moishe's garden shed. 1800 LINDSAY EVERY NICKEL HELPS http://scallywagand

12/17/2012 14:00 a strip club will pay off Lindsays debt
Kids can you imagine now turning up to your your niece’s bat mitzvah and finding Lindsay Lohan casually hobnobbing amongst guests (for a giant fee no doubt, define giant fee- free blow courtesy of the

12/13/2012 09:47 Justin Bieber threw a water bottle at photographers
Chi Chi can not absolutely stand them. Of course he ought to because they’ve helped keep his scrawny ass on high velocity 24/7. Then again they’re making mad money off him and he of course is making m

12/12/2012 13:21 Anne Hathaway is "devastated" over those other pictures
Poor Anne, all she wanted to be was her 'kinky' natural self and now she's gone on to discover the world is full of scumbag paparazzi desperate to reveal her secrets....blah! http://scallywagandvag

12/11/2012 19:12 its Anne Hathaway, her vagina at the Les Mis premiere
And of course Anne Hathaway like many accomplished, micro analyzed media whores on the planet manages to once again give our lives much meaning again, with the help of course of your ever ready friend

09/22/2012 12:22 Chris Browns friends terrorized people at Subway today
Yes Chris Brown you are a very brave man and hopefully you taught the old woman a lesson: ‘Nobody ever fucks with a badass like you, even old women…’ http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/09/chris-b