TheMoose
User since: 10/11/2012 16:33
Number of posts: 17

Last 17 pearl of wisdom:

10/23/2012 18:20 Ashley Greene has red hair now

Natural redheads are sexy, but this hipster ugly dyed shit needs to go.

This chicks mouth makes me want to shove things into it.

Why is she acting like she gives a fuck. She probably doesn't even know when election day is.

10/23/2012 18:17 Jennifer Lopez had a little accident

Yup, just a shadow. Nice try though

I thought they were all gay

10/23/2012 18:14 Madonna fell down, flopped around like a spaz

Why would anyone want to see this geriatric hag's concert???

10/15/2012 13:46 Kim Kardashian is see-through, full figured

Ding dong

10/15/2012 13:46 Taylor Momsen may or may not be naked

You're right sono, gross and kinda creepy.

10/12/2012 19:14 Justin Biebers stolen laptop was just a prank

He sure did fool me! Silly Biebs!

10/12/2012 15:23 Kate Upton is better with bikinis, Tom Hanks

Anyone else think she would look better with dark hair? Something about dark hair and blue eyes is hot

10/12/2012 15:21 the internets most popular uppercut has arrived

Someone woke up with a bad case of whip lash. Damn near took her head off.

10/12/2012 15:20 Lindsay Lohan has endorsed Mitt Romney

Someone should explain to her the Mitt is running for president not as her AA sponsor.

10/12/2012 10:10 Bryan Cranston was taught how to cook meth

Thanks Conal. I'm a huge fan of Dexter. So next time I'm in the mood for being a lump on the couch for a few days i'll check this out.

10/11/2012 20:36 Bryan Cranston was taught how to cook meth

Is this show any good? I watched the first 2 episodes and couldn't get into it.

10/11/2012 17:08 Uma Thruman is doing a porn movie

nope nope nope

10/11/2012 17:07 Russell Crowe is jolly

Safety first.

10/11/2012 14:52 Bobbi Kristina is marrying her "adopted brother"

Jesus christ! You could drive a truck through that gap!