Shortshanks
User since: 11/08/2012 18:52
Number of posts: 508




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

04/15/2014 16:16 Miley Cyrus Is Fresh Out of Ideas
Funny... Years ago on this site.... ...DB'sTreasure longed for these days for so long.....I hope he's happy somewhere now.....

04/15/2014 16:13 Justin Bieber Scared All The White People At Coachella (VIDEO)
"White People"...???? WTF does that mean?

04/15/2014 16:03 Audrina Patridge Looks Lost (That's Her Secret)
One thing we DO know....she first showed her tits on this site.....

04/15/2014 14:22 US Airways Took Social Media To New Heights
That chick was hoping for a 7x7x7....... ...but she only got El Senor Peepers....

04/11/2014 15:05 Naya Rivera Prefers the Short Leash
No pussy shots..?

04/11/2014 14:40 Prince Jackson Seems Normal
Not exactly an octaroon, is he?

04/11/2014 14:28 Anne Greene Has Big Nipple Problems
She should be horsewhipped...... ...ALL chicks should show their tits at LEAST once on screen...... https://www.clothesfree.com/movie-aboutschmidtL.jpg

04/11/2014 14:22 Dylan Penn Has Arrived
If Lady GaGa ever needs a stand-in....here ya go...

04/09/2014 17:23 Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is One Tit Away from Perfection
Side Salad..... ...he would have signed it if they had written it on a nude Julia Dryefus.......

04/08/2014 16:41 Britney Spears Has Soccer Mom Panties
Toast..... ....I bet her asshole is worse....

04/08/2014 16:33 Lena Dunham Is Still A Classic Beauty
Wow...."awaiting moderation" if I leave out the asterisks....

04/08/2014 16:29 Lena Dunham Is Still A Classic Beauty
Beylerbey… Tell Ro*kan, Zo*mbie and Pe*pp*er that I made 6 thousand last week be porking their moms…

04/08/2014 16:27 Lena Dunham Is Still A Classic Beauty
What a useless monstrosity this chick is....

04/07/2014 10:32 Miley Cyrus Cried While Singing For Her Dead Dog (VIDEO)
I cry for the lack of doggy-style pics.....

04/07/2014 09:41 Demi Lovato Topless Pictures Leaked And Here's Why You Should Care
She's 21 !!!! ....not much scandal to see here.....

04/07/2014 09:39 Demi Lovato Topless Pictures Leaked And Here's Why You Should Care
I like nudes....and the story...... .................................................but as far as the "headline" goes ( And Here’s Why You Should Care ).................is that in the follo

04/04/2014 14:18 Brendan Eich Didn't Like Gay Marriage, Now He's Unemployed
All tech people are part-time cock-suckers......so he should have been more careful.... ...also...he should sue....

04/01/2014 17:03 Lacey Wildd Is a Natural
She is wisely cautious to carry those flotation devices around that wild surf.......

04/01/2014 12:51 Israel Isn't Cool With Bar Refaeli Banging Puppets (VIDEO)
Zuzivumut.....@11:58...... ...what is the auction site I can make bids on Bar Refaeli...???? ...she looks fu*c*kable....

04/01/2014 12:47 Jenny McCarthy And Sherri Shepherd Got Naked For Ratings (VIDEO)
Zuzuvumut........@10:37 ...can you buy some ball-gags to shut those whore up ....in the video...