ShortshanksUser since: 11/08/2012 18:52
Number of posts: 211
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
05/16/2013 20:07 The Camel Toe Diet
Looks like she shaves....
05/16/2013 20:05 Farrah Abraham's Dirty Bikini For Sale
It would be worth more to ME if it had MY DNA on it....at least the seminal fluid type of DNA......but maybe even the saliva.....
05/16/2013 20:01 Pat Robertson Tells Woman To STFU About Her Cheating Husband (VIDEO)
Well said, Lex......
...you know your cats.....
05/15/2013 17:26 My Lifestyle Choice: I Proactively Cut Off My Nads
Is Lex saying he got married...???
....there's no other explanation......
...how many goats did she cost you........assuming it was a "she"...
05/15/2013 14:16 Kylie Bisutti Is Still Yapping About Victoria's Secret
Beppo......
....gladly...
05/15/2013 13:11 Victoria's Secret Wants to Know What Is Sexy
These Bangladeshis are probably sewing close to 15 garments per hour (if you include time for them to piss in the hole under their sewing machine) and making FOUR cents per garment!!??
That's clo
05/15/2013 13:06 Melissa Joan Hart Gets Ass Kicking On Kickstarter
Teen spirit, Beppo.....teen spirit...
05/15/2013 12:10 Kylie Bisutti Is Still Yapping About Victoria's Secret
Her tits could convert many.......
....let's start a new Crusade.....
05/15/2013 12:09 Melissa Joan Hart Gets Ass Kicking On Kickstarter
I'll definitely watch it if she shows her tits.....
....AND if it has a talking cat......
....I'll have her explain it all to me someday....
05/15/2013 10:46 Angelina Jolie Removes Both Her Boobs
Barnaby Jones......
.....she DIDN'T have cancer......she just amputated body parts that MIGHT have gotten cancer.....
.....her selfishness has deprived the world of her only useful assets....
05/15/2013 10:42 OJ Simpson Looks Like Hell
Looks like he likes the prison dining room....
05/15/2013 10:32 Victoria Silvstedt Is Working Right Now
If I was rich.......I could see buying myself a treat from time to time...
05/15/2013 10:15 Zoe Saldana Isn't Nude
If you can't see cervix......she's not really nude......
05/14/2013 17:21 Angelina Jolie Removes Both Her Boobs
I hope Jennifer Anniston takes Brad back........he's going to need a new woman, now....
05/14/2013 17:20 Angelina Jolie Removes Both Her Boobs
WHAT A SELFISH CU*NT......
I hope Brad gets those puppies bronzed for posterity....
05/14/2013 16:58 Xenia Deli Models Lingerie
I would let her do anything....but then again....I'm one of those guys who LIKES fu*ckin'....
05/14/2013 10:47 Heidi Klum Celebrated MILF Day On Twitter
Heidi Klum makes me cum.....
05/14/2013 10:43 Selena Gomez In A Bikini Poolside In Miami
LOOK at that gorgeous gapper......
...yum yum yum.....
05/14/2013 10:42 James Gandolfini Happy to Be a New Dad
Women love kids.....guys tolerate them....
05/14/2013 10:42 Selena Gomez In A Bikini
I would pay any price to get in between that gushy gapper of hers....
