Digital Wonderbread
User since: 12/18/2012 00:12
Number of posts: 53

Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

03/17/2014 23:06 St. Patrick Was an Asshole
So well written.

02/26/2014 22:08 Don't Let the Dick In Her Bottom Fool You, Duke Freshman Is More Feminist Than Porn Star (VIDEO)
She can be an empowered bottom.

10/08/2013 15:16 Alec Baldwin Writes Whiny Letter About Paparazzi
I dunno, I kinda think it would suck if a group of people followed you everywhere you go calling out your name just to get you to look at them. They harass you, your wife, your kids, and your neighbo

10/07/2013 10:02 Chris Brown Called That Time He Beat Up Rihanna A 'Wake-Up Call'
He committed a crime and then learned from it once he was caught. Now he's a better criminal.

08/22/2013 12:05 Victoria Silvstedt In A Bikini
How is Victoria Silvstedt like the American middle class? They both get f*cked by millionaires.

08/16/2013 15:06 Kanye West Booed At Dodger Stadium
He probably chalked it up to racism. They didn't boo the white guy.

08/05/2013 10:01 Leah Remini Is Writing A Tell-All About Scientology
3 possible outcomes. 1) They litigate her into the ground 2) She goes bye-bye 3) She successfully publishes a tell-all autobiography. 1+2 = 85%

08/01/2013 10:48 PETA Set The Bar Pretty Low With Courtney Stodden
Conservatives. Never funny. EVER.

08/01/2013 10:26 PETA Set The Bar Pretty Low With Courtney Stodden
I don't get it. PETA is supposed to stand up for the rights of dumb animals. Not be represented by one.

07/24/2013 19:49 Vanessa Hudgens In A Bikini
Big Ern: It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits, Roy.

07/09/2013 13:13 Golden Corral Is Disgusting, But You Already Knew That (VIDEO)
This is absolutely unforgivable. It's 2013 people. How did he think he could get away with shooting this video in portrait mode. It's bloody disgusting is what it is.

07/03/2013 17:34 Laura Elizabeth Whitehurst Bears Her Student's Baby
The teacher is a freak.

07/02/2013 15:39 Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose Are in Love
Kinda looks like she's sucking his tongue, now doesn't it you comment ignoring bastards?

07/02/2013 15:05 Lana Del Rey Shows Off Her Tattoo
I can't read with my eyes closed.

06/26/2013 12:16 Justin Bieber Banned For Life From Vegas Skydiving
The only thing you idiots do well is hate the right people.

06/18/2013 13:33 Courtney Stodden In Low Cut Gown At The Grove
The dildo that slides twice as hard lasts half as long.

06/17/2013 09:47 Chris Pine Has a New Hot Girlfriend
Dick Sheath. That was the name of my second grade Gym teacher.

06/06/2013 14:31 Joanna Krupa Squats By The Pool
He card read good

05/28/2013 10:58 Someone Threw Underwear At Lana Del Ray
so give back to Caesar what is Caesar's

05/21/2013 08:59 Anna Paquin Is One Angry Bisexual
Sarcasm and cynicism that isn't clever ... well, that should be your new tagline.