TheBlackReturns
User since: 02/04/2013 17:02
Number of posts: 39




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

04/10/2013 14:11 UPDATE: Banner Contest Complete
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04/05/2013 10:35 Roger Ebert Fades Out
@WWTDD_Sucks_Obamas_Left_Nut The real difference is that WWTDD was always a platform for making fun of famous people WITHOUT any talent. So there is a difference between ragging on Jennifer Love He

04/04/2013 16:40 Roger Ebert Fades Out
He might have been fat, but even when he was half-jawed and hallucinating on chemo he could still write. In fact, Ebert had more writing talent in his left-testicle than any of the "authors"(and i use

04/04/2013 15:39 Amy Markham Knows Her Bikini Is Too Small
Atta girl, Lex! (More tits) + (less writing) = Success

04/04/2013 15:01 Jenny McCarthy Struggled In College
In other news, a Steve G. reports that a mop can be used to clean the floor.

04/04/2013 14:58 Jill Martin Is a Serious Sports Reporter
I figured it out. Lex IS Jill Martin. It explains two things: (1) why she is promoting this fatty (2) why she can't write.

04/04/2013 10:50 Heidi Klum Did Rescue a Nanny from Drowning!
Am I the only person who thinks it looks like she is rescuing Neil Young?

04/03/2013 15:54 Fat Samoans Are Going To Need To Pay More To Fly
Jack, you are making Lex looks like Bill Hick by compassion. That's not where you want to be, dude. Making fun of Americans, really? What a novel concept. You truly are a social firebrand, who's w

04/03/2013 14:24 New Jersey Has Banned Orange Children
WWTDD Rule #12.a Don't put ugly chicks on this site unless they were once hot, and then lost it. WWTDD Rule #12.b In accordance with Rule #12.a you must also post pictures of when they were h

04/03/2013 14:20 Lindsay Lohan Likes it Rough
B was careless with his grammar, but he knew what style was. And when I say, "style", I mean the the Elements of Style.

04/03/2013 14:15 Jill Martin Roundballs in Miami
"likes to show them babies off" Lex, I know that you are ostensibly female, but you sound like a 50 year old gay guy pretending he's straight. It's kinda like Stuart Scott pretending he was b

04/03/2013 12:17 Jill Martin Roundballs in Miami
And here come the author's puppets to pretend nothing is wrong,,,

04/02/2013 20:51 Jennifer Lawrence is Smoking
^Yup, rolled cigarettes don't burn like that. Are the Mormons running this site now?

04/02/2013 19:17 Krysten Ritter Always Looks Semi-Retarded
Lex, go back to doing whatever it was you were doing before you started pretending you could write.

04/02/2013 19:13 Jennifer Lawrence is Smoking
who smokes cigs that way? It's clearly reef.

04/01/2013 14:03 Hayden Panettiere Bikini Cocky
She's fat. End of story.

03/30/2013 22:23 Adrianne Palicki Boobs Might Save G.I. Joe Retaliation
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03/28/2013 19:49 Candice Swanepoel Does Another Hot Photoshoot (VIDEO)
Check out my WWTDD Banner. This should get the point across. http://i1241.photobucket.com/albums/gg507/HurtinMinorKey/WWTDD_Banner_Preview_zps2dcf585f.jpg

03/27/2013 16:49 Design the Next WWTDD Banner! Win $666! Get Laid!
What's wrong with the existing banner?

03/27/2013 11:05 A Reader Begs to Differ on Hottest Wonder Woman (VIDEO)
I guess Tom likes his wonder woman to look like a post-op tranny. We have to have our dreams i suppose.