I Blogged Your Mom
User since: 02/07/2013 18:02
Number of posts: 16




Last 16 pearl of wisdom:

04/02/2013 23:39 Lindsay Lohan Sucks at April Fools
Here we have another id i o t who does not understand not to start sentences with conjunctions. Well done, editors. Wait a minute . . . nevermind . . . it's clear there are no editors on this page. It

04/02/2013 23:35 Fat Kim Kardashian's Sisters Don't Think She's Fat
This place is awesome. I spend my valuable time pointing out how much you suck, and how you fail with every sentence to write anything coherent and what thanks do I get? An IP ban. By the way, a s

03/20/2013 16:09 So Splash Was On Last Night
I have news for you, there is no point to any of the posts on this site anymore. Today has been especially horrible, and that's saying something.

03/20/2013 15:58 Macklemore Loves Jerking It In Airplane Bathrooms
Thank you for bringing us a poorly written story about a guy that jerks off. Wow, talking about having your finger on the pulse of your audience.

03/20/2013 15:51 Emma Watson Covered Topless in the Natural Beauty Exhibition
You are unbelievably horrible.

03/20/2013 14:40 Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in Shaky-Hands Spring Breakers Sex Scene (VIDEO)
So you've posted something to show us nothing happened? Incredible. Thanks for letting me know some guy in Italy bootlegged a scene for absolutely no reason. You should be working for CNN the way you

03/20/2013 14:35 Coco's Boobs Won't Kill You
What the fuck does any of this even mean? Jesus fucking christ, you write like a six-year-old child. You continue to demonstrate your complete lack of control over the English language. You continue t

03/20/2013 13:16 Rihanna Is Serving Us, Going To Marry Chris Brown
Does this site have an allergy to proper English? Or editors? Stop. Starting. Your. Sentences. With. Conjunctions. All it serves to do is insult your audience.

03/20/2013 10:42 Katy Perry Is Single Yet Again
John Mayer is a hero for looking like he doesn't shower and banging a chick with "low self esteems" that is average looking, at the very best? You've got some fucked up standards for heroes. Furth

03/20/2013 09:42 A Hacker Deleted All Of Soulja Boy's YouTube Videos
Dear hackers, Please hack into the writers for this site and make them worth reading. That is all, Thank you.

03/19/2013 16:16 Lil Wayne Is Out Of The Hospital. He'll Be Back Soon.
Agreed, and they are all terrible. Leave it to this site to hire someone with multiple personalities and they are all illiterate idiots.

03/19/2013 16:07 Kim Cloutier Is Canadian, But Still Really Good Looking
You have to be fucking kidding me. If you're not going to hire any decent writers, fucking hire an editor. For fuck's sake, this has to be the worst abuse of punctuation I've seen since two posts ago:

03/19/2013 14:20 Jennifer Love Hewitt Flashes Her Blue Panties
Jesus christ, this is pitiful. Let me help you. Below is the wretched drivel you wrote. You will recognize it by its complete lack of punctuation, solid thought process, or humor. Seriously, this one

03/19/2013 14:04 These Bitches Be Getting Crazier
Multiple Lohan stories in the same damn day for the same damn thing? Jesus, this is like dealing with Mexican quality control.

03/18/2013 11:36 VIDEO: CNN Reporters Feel Awful For Convicted Rapists
None of you morons are literate.

02/26/2013 10:46 So You Want to Be a Belittled Writer....?
You people are all so full of shit it's incredible. All you fucking pussies whining about not coming back to this site, and deleting your bookmarks need to take your pants down and check to see just h