Doo Doo FreshUser since: 02/07/2013 19:10
Number of posts: 118
Last 20 pearl of wisdom:
05/21/2013 15:09 Kanye Needs to Be Heard (VIDEO)
Give me 50' of chain, an old Ford pickup and a 12 pack of Budweiser and I can make Kanye go away and have some fun at the same time.
05/15/2013 15:33 My Lifestyle Choice: I Proactively Cut Off My Nads
I don't even get the poi...oh, wait a minute! This is like a spoof of Angelina Jolie's surgery?! Well, smack me on the ass and call me stupid! How witty and funny! I can't believe I didn't get it
05/03/2013 13:11 Sneak Peek at Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham's Sex Tape
America...FUKK YEAH!
05/03/2013 09:26 Do You Know My Name? Yep, It's Guilty
She's making the same face she would make as I'm anally ravaging her.
05/02/2013 12:41 Backdoor Teen Mom Better Have Backdoor Sex
This girl is as dumb as a bag of hammers so let's hope she's not doing much talking.
I do look forward to seeing her take a dick though.
05/02/2013 11:29 Lil Wayne Is Terrible At Apologies
Ahhh...the good ole days of Emmett Till. Makes a guy want to go out and build a time machine.
05/02/2013 11:26 Chris Kelly Of Kris Kross Dead At 34
Will he buried with his pants on backwards?
05/02/2013 09:32 Amanda Bynes Enters the Naked Stage of Crazy
Is that a tampon in her right hand?
I hope when the full blown nudes come out that there isn't a black c0ck anywhere in the frame.
04/30/2013 20:06 Kendall Jenner Does Instagram Well
That's right. The one that gave head like she just lost a bet.
04/30/2013 19:43 Kendall Jenner Does Instagram Well
Who is Melissa King?
04/30/2013 09:46 Ray J's 'I Hit It First' Is Pretty Sad (VIDEO)
That's one of the worst songs I've ever heard.
04/29/2013 20:24 Farrah Abraham Sold Her Sex Tape
Finally - a "sex tape" with some (hopefully) stellar camera work. I want to see the pimples on her ass when James Deen is gaping her.
04/29/2013 16:09 Paris Jackson And Debbie Rowe Meeting For Lunch In Los Angeles
I would like to show Paris my special one-fingered glitter glove. And I would sing "Thriller" while doing so.
04/29/2013 15:33 Doutzen Kroes Is A Good Swimmer
Nice rib cage.
04/29/2013 15:33 Kelly Osbourne In A Bikini
While I admire her ability to drop 70 lbs, running around in a bikini is probably something she should refrain from doing.
04/24/2013 16:13 Gwyneth Paltrow Isn't Just Beautiful, She's the Most Beautiful Fucking Creature Ever!!!!
She is definitely in my top 5 of "People I'd Like to Repeatedly Smash in the Head with a Brick" list. Being personally responsible for making her look like Teri Schiavo would be incredibly cool and I
04/24/2013 16:10 Farrah Abraham Takes Dad and Daughter to Porn Meeting
I'd like to violate this girl in the most cruel and demeaning ways possible. I'm jus not sure if that line could ever be crossed since she's practically retarded and probably has little self esteem.
04/22/2013 16:31 Snoop Dogg Smokes Out the Howe Twins for 420
I'm guessing that a joint isn't the only thing they had in their mouth that night.
04/19/2013 16:01 Just Ending for One Boston Bomber (Gory Death Photo)
I'd like to take a shit on his chest.
04/19/2013 16:00 Tanning Mom Wants You To Fap To Her Leathery Tits
You just know she does double anal.
