Black Mammy
User since: 02/10/2013 13:56
Number of posts: 7

Last 7 pearl of wisdom:

02/18/2013 21:36 Presidents Day headlines
@Doo Doo: I'm struggling with an ethical dilemma. Is it still cool to blow my load to Mindy McCready's sex tape? I found her to be a titillating blend of hotness past and trashy present and, hell yeah

02/18/2013 13:39 Mindy McCready killed her dog then committed suicide
Thank for you for mentioning the anal. She didn't break any new ground there, but her effort is to be commended.

02/17/2013 12:24 Kate Upton is still a really good dancer
Eh. She's OK. Maybe from the back.

02/13/2013 17:31 Ke$ha drinks her own urine
Forget the piss. What the fuck is that on her hips?

02/11/2013 21:38 Jamie Foxx: 'Black people are the most talented people in the world'
Jamie Foxx is playing to his audience. Stop being bitches!

02/10/2013 10:07 Julianne Hough is considerate
The shit's free and funny. MAKE ME A SAMMICH. Fuckers.

02/10/2013 10:02 Selena Gomez understands how to sell a movie
She pisses me off because she's hot and my goddamn daughter watches her shitty shows. So, in a sense, my daughter is cock-blocking me because otherwise I'd start ... goddamnit.