Serenitynow
User since: 02/25/2013 20:19
Number of posts: 4




Last 4 pearl of wisdom:

02/25/2013 16:37 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
Hey Bill, I'm sure you've thought about suicide before because you're a complete faggot, but my advice would be to just do it dude. Totally go through with it. You have nothing to live for and you're

02/25/2013 16:35 If You're Riding Your Pit Bull Cowgirl, You Just Might Be Bipolar
Hey Bill, I bet your parents dropped you on your head as a baby, and then raped you repeatedly. And then kept doing it on a daily basis, and still do it today. That's why you're a terrible writer.

02/25/2013 16:34 J-Woww Gets $10K a Head to Herd Her Cattle to Vegas
Hey Bill, you write like a total faggot. Go kill yourself.

02/25/2013 16:32 FYI, Brendon Takes a 'Holiday'
Thanks Brendon, I've been reading this site for many years now because of your quality writing - I have no interest at all in celebrity gossip. Amazingly and consistently funny, even if some days you