Shank Peters
User since: 02/25/2013 22:27
Number of posts: 8

Last 8 pearl of wisdom:

03/01/2013 23:45 Is It Time to Send Kim to the Squeezing Room Yet?
I hate everything about this.... I just come here to see how long this remains up....

02/27/2013 19:20 Lena Dunham Wants To Bite Anne Hathaway's Teeth
You could have saved this.... Just look at that picture... It's a feminist on the crapper... What about instead of " Pulling the bear claw out of her mouth..." Go with the picture and say, Lena Dunha

02/27/2013 19:15 Sex Dolls Won't Really Catch On Til They Look Like This
So, you make a post about sex dolls and how you don't want to fuck one.... then you find a picture of this chick fully clothed and say " Oh I'd fuck one if she looked like this...." Really? How about,

02/27/2013 19:11 Is Manti Te'o the Slowest Undersized Gay Football Player Ever?
There are gifs out there of Amy Adams jacking off Phillip Seymour Hoffman.... Those jokes write themselves.... So you chose this? Nice call...

02/27/2013 19:03 Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order
I think the only restraining order that needs to be mentioned is the one needed to keep the asshole that keeps the good writers away from this sight.

02/26/2013 23:49 Sofia Vergara Still Not Dead
This sight is as useless as a fucking Kardashian.... ohh wait BuzzMedia Publishes those sights as well....

02/26/2013 18:03 Kate Upton Doesn't Need No Airbrushing
It's like Las Vegas if Ned Flanders ran it....

02/25/2013 18:31 Guys Who Say Girls Don't Need Makeup Have Never Woken Up Next to Morning Shift Stripper
This sucks The Devils Onion Ring......