Butt Plug
User since: 02/26/2013 02:24
Number of posts: 59




Last 20 pearl of wisdom:

04/10/2013 17:22 Candice Swanepoel Sells More Swimsuits Than Miranda Kerr
I wonder what her clam smells like

04/10/2013 16:28 Candice Swanepoel Sells More Swimsuits Than Miranda Kerr
As a friend of mine used to say . . . . Poop

04/10/2013 14:43 The Howe Twins on a Celebrity Dick Hunt
Gross.

04/10/2013 10:35 Are Breastaurants Better Than Breasts and Restaurants?
Did I say something wrong?

04/10/2013 10:33 Are Breastaurants Better Than Breasts and Restaurants?
That blond one must be his daughter.

04/10/2013 10:08 Sharon Stone And Kate Moss Made Out For Charity
who?

04/09/2013 16:43 Mischa Barton Is Gustproof
I deserve to be blown!

03/29/2013 13:18 Kendall Jenner Receives the Wisdom of Her Sisters
I'm not even going to try to read all that . . .

03/29/2013 12:19 SueLyn Medeiros Flashes Easter Ham
I'd like to shove a rotten crab apple up her ass.

03/29/2013 11:28 The Man With The World's Largest Dick Feels For Jon Hamm
I'd like to point out that you are actually talking about his dick too. That is all

03/20/2013 18:00 Jessica Sutta Shows Off Her Bikini Body on Miami Beach
Pussycat Dolls . . . ? Sounds made up.

03/16/2013 00:06 Tamara Ecclestone Switches to Pink
The human head weighs 8 pounds

03/13/2013 11:14 Claudia Romani Flashing Her Butt Cheeks in Miami
Hi Cali, I remember . . . . Once there was a young Wookie who just wanted to be free to worm and live his life in peace.

03/12/2013 21:47 Claudia Romani Flashing Her Butt Cheeks in Miami
Mind if I do a J?

03/12/2013 14:51 Nina Agdal in Lingerie
I'd like to buy her a nice seafood dinner, then never call her again.

03/12/2013 11:45 Why Do Fucked Up Famous People Still Get Nice Memorials?
I can't read all that. I'm just here for the hookers and blow

03/12/2013 11:07 Olivia Wilde Says She Wants To Be Wonder Woman
I just want a fucking avatar. A picture paints 1000 words, they say.

03/12/2013 10:47 Olivia Wilde Says She Wants To Be Wonder Woman
Pottz, Does this look swollen to you? . . . . Poop

03/11/2013 19:16 Shit Happened Fast for Kate Upton
Pottz, I thought you were leaving forever. On another note, how's life at the women's prison. Done any good wormings lately? Poop

03/11/2013 17:05 When Kendra Bends Over, She Wins
She could use a good "Vanserslooting"